Not a single holiday in honor of International Women's Day, wherever it is held, is complete without congratulations from ladies, adults and even very young ones. Most often, concerts are organized in schools and kindergartens, where children sing songs in honor of mothers and girls, dedicate poems to them, and show skits on March 8. Relationships between a man and a woman, funny productions about the working day of work colleagues, domestic and family squabbles, and discussion of married life become the topics of adult scenes at a corporate party. Funny scenes for children, prepared for mothers and grandmothers, in elementary school and kindergarten usually become fairy tales remade in a new way. High school students love scenes-alterations of famous literary works or dramatizations about the school preferences of classmates. We tried to collect for you examples of the newest and most relevant holiday productions on March 8. Read, watch and choose your favorite scenes!

Funny skits on March 8 for schoolchildren - School dramatizations for girls and mothers

When choosing skits for the holiday of March 8, teachers and parents who help the children stage a dramatization always take into account the age of the children participating in the performance. For example, skits about female students and their relationships with classmates are great for high school. The performances on the topic “Homework” are very cool, when schoolchildren portray lazy students shirking their homework under the pretext of being overloaded with tasks from their mother. Such scenes usually consist of three parts. The first part shows how a negligent student complains at school about the workload at home; they pity him, sympathizing with the guy. In the second part of the mini-production, he, this “busy” schoolboy, with tears in his eyes, complains to his mother about the huge amount of homework and the inability to help around the house. In the third, short final part of the skit, the guys participating in it go on stage and read a verse or text that makes fun of such unfortunate schoolchildren, wish their mothers obedient children and give flowers to the guests.

Examples of fun scenes for schoolchildren on March 8 Day

Scenes are very funny and funny, where high school students dress up as adult "gentlemen" and perform a dance dedicated to "ladies" - classmates, their mothers and grandmothers, who came to watch a festive concert at school.

Musical skits on March 8 for schoolchildren with remade songs

Musical dramatizations performed by boys performing popular songs, remade in a new way and accompanying their performance with a display of various scenes from life, look very funny.

Musical pantomime about March 8 - a scene for a school concert

With the help of pantomime (a performance shown only by movements, without words), you can show an excellent scene on March 8! Girls and boys, dressed up as the characters depicted, show a real performance, understandable without words, with movements to the music!

Short funny sketches on March 8 - Small dramatizations for elementary school

In elementary school, teachers always help the children put on a skit on March 8. Schoolchildren in grades 1-4, as a rule, still cannot choose the topic of the performance. Children aged 6-8 are happy to learn poems about mothers, therefore, sketches for them should be selected in such a way that as many children as possible can participate in them, reading short poems. It will be easy for first-graders and second-graders to remember the words of the scene "Our mother is the best." On March 8, the performance of the children in front of the mothers who came to visit them is monitored by the teacher, prompting the children the texts if they forget them.

Simple examples of short funny scenes on March 8 in elementary school

Children in elementary school, especially first-graders, are still embarrassed to perform in front of an audience - grandmothers and mothers who came to visit them to watch a concert. The teacher should always be ready to prompt the child for the forgotten words of his role or to remind the line of the verse when the student stumbles.

Dance music scenes on March 8 in elementary school

In elementary school, you can choose skits without words. Dance musical numbers performed by little artists always cause a storm of applause. Parents and guests love dance scenes on March 8 performed by boys.

Cheerful scene on March 8 "What will surprise the girls"

A cool scene “How we will surprise girls” is performed by boys in grades 1-2. It is performed by several boys, each of whom discusses how to surprise the girls this year. Someone offers to give the girls flowers, while the other objects: “Where did you see flowers in March?”. Another makes a decision - not to tease classmates, give them compliments, play with girls. The words of such a scene are easily remembered even by the smallest children - the rhymes of the text are simple and understandable to the children.

Funny scenes for a festive concert on March 8 - Funny performances for mothers in kindergarten

Every time International Women's Day approaches, kindergarten teachers, together with preschoolers, organize a festive concert for mothers and grandmothers. In addition to poems and songs, skits are always included in the concert. Young children love to dress up as adults and imitate them in a funny way. Costumes for scenes on March 8 can be old mother's or grandmother's things, an older sister's dress or an aunt's skirt. The teacher should help the children put on outfits for skits for International Women's Day with kindergarten before the performance.

Examples of funny funny scenes on March 8 Day in kindergarten

The cool scene “Three Moms”, the video of which you will find on this page, tells about the home life of three generations of busy mothers, who are worried about both very young daughters and adult children. Performed by children from kindergarten, the scene looks very cute and funny.

The scene of "Grandma-Old Woman" performed by young children dressed as grannies looks amazing - children who parody the movements and behavior of older women deserve an honest applause! To perform this scene, it is best to choose the boys and dress them up in grandma costumes. Old women, briskly moving around the stage and rocking clockwork dances, will appeal to everyone!

Comic sketches for high school students on March 8 - Cool performances for International Women's Day

The funniest scenes on March 8 performed by high school students are performances with dressing up. In such dramatizations, teenage boys dress up as grandmothers, mothers, teachers and, accordingly, “try on” their behavior. The success of such mini-performances depends entirely on the acting skills of high school students and their resourcefulness. On the Internet today you can find texts and videos of skits dedicated to International Women's Day in high school. In grades 9-11, students can find and choose a production or even write a small play for March 8 themselves. They practically do not need the help of teachers, however, before showing a skit for the holidays, teachers must definitely approve the future small performance. Comic skits for a women's holiday may include ditties, alteration songs, and funny dances.

Examples of cool scenes on March 8 - Scene for high school students "If I were a Sultan"

Scenes with dressing up at school always go with a bang. High school students dressed in women's clothes look especially cool. In the skit on March 8, “If I were a Sultan,” several boys play both male and female roles. The scenario of the mani performance is simple - the wife offers her husband to redo all the housework for him, until she has a rest from household chores for at least one day, March 8. Surprised by the "simplicity" of the task, unaware of the hardships of housework, the spouse proceeds to perform the "easy" task. Soon, he literally collapses from fatigue, realizing that there are things in the house that are heavier than the TV remote control. Having collapsed on a chair from fatigue, he recalls the popular song “If I were a Sultan” and is already drawing pictures of wives serving him with three pairs of hands ... But then the dreamer recalls with horror about the “three mothers-in-law” from the same song - their “care He sees simply in reality. Waking up from a nightmare, the husband realizes with relief that it was all just a dream, thanks the Lord for one wife given to him and congratulates her from the bottom of his heart when the wife, rested, returns home.

Funny scenes on March 8 for moms - Cool productions for corporate parties on Women's Day

In any team that has gathered to celebrate March 8, there is always a creative person who makes a proposal not to turn International Women's Day into an ordinary exchange of gifts, on-duty words of congratulations, handing out postcards and mimosa bouquets. Such a creative person invites the team (whether they are school students or company employees) to put on a funny sketch for International Women's Day and thus bring revival to the holiday. The scenario of a mini-performance for women, the best mothers in the world, can be written by yourself, found in collections of scenes for the holidays, or found on the Internet. We have prepared for you several videos demonstrating what scenes for the holiday of March 8 can be like, how you can beat the most famous literary works, put on a dance, “show” poems with movements, remake a song. If everyone approves the idea of ​​staging a scene on Women's Day, then the team can vote for the best proposed staging option for a corporate party or holiday at an educational institution.

The best examples of funny scenes for moms on March 8 - Funny scene "How a woman sold her husband" for a corporate party

If you are staging a scene for a corporate party, invite the most talented artists of your team to participate in the production. Perhaps, when discussing the production, there will immediately be those who want to take part in the skit. The merry scene “How a woman sold her husband” is based on a well-known poem, but her words change. The plot of the scene is well-known - first, a woman who came to the market to sell her husband "breaks" the price for him. Gradually, she argues that "the man is not the same" and reduces the cost of the goods. A passer-by who came up to help the seller skillfully praises the “goods”. In the end, the lady decides not to part with such a treasure - after all, there is a buyer for it!

Funny scene on the Day of March 8 "How a man sold a woman"

Even funnier is the production for March 8, “How a man sold a woman.” The scenario of this poetic mini-performance is very similar to the previous scene, only it tells the story of a man who decided to sell his “jealous, grumpy, overly smart” wife. Of course, there is a kind woman here too, who decided to help the peasant sell his "unlucky woman." The outcome of the story is known - as soon as the buyer for the woman is found, the wife becomes no longer so grumpy, "needed by herself."

Characters:
Lead Man Buyer
Tradeswoman Armenian Spouse

Presenter:
A man was selling his wife at the market,
Nobody gave a penny for her,
Although she looked very nice,
But the wife had a bad temper:
Jealous, grumpy, not smart enough,
And she knew everything about everything herself,
She didn’t let her friends in and hid vodka,
Just a little ... and threw a frying pan at him ...
Sawed incessantly night and day,
I approached money with calculation, wisely,
I found his stash at the moment
As if she is the main cop in the village ...
Our man is very tired of this,
For six months he thought, decided and wondered,
How to part with a harmful woman,
In peace and happiness to live alone ...
And then, once, a man gathered his courage,
He mentally said goodbye to his wife,
He poured sleeping pills into her tea in the evening,
And he took the sleeping woman to the market in the morning ...

Buyer:
Man, are you selling your zhinka?

Husband:
Selling, I'm not in vain standing in the market?

Buyer:
How much money do you ask for it?

Husband:
Yes, where there is a lot - to return your own!
Buyer:
I think she's smart, isn't she?

Husband:
Yes, that's the trouble, it's very smart!
And I'm next to her when drunk,
I make myself look like a fool!

Buyer:
How often did you pour wine?

Husband:
I don't even remember what it smells like!

Buyer:
Painfully your wife is good!
Come on, she doesn’t know how to do it?

Husband:
No, on the contrary, although I'm not happy
In her work, she is just a fan!
She gives herself all without a trace,
Cleaning and laundry, bulldog grip,
Doesn't sleep at night, everything is like a bee in the kitchen,
And then in bed from fatigue will collapse

Buyer:
What about sex? Are you okay with her?

Husband:
What kind of sex is there?! Burger on the go!

Leading:
The man stood all day at the market,
Nobody gave a price for a spouse,
The merchant-neighbor felt sorry for him,
Throwing a beautiful shawl over the shoulders,
Floats to the man, propping up his sides,

Merchant:
Yes, brother, your hand is not easy!
Let me sit with your wife
And I'll show you how to trade!

Leading:
The wife slept in the market all day,
She fell off the counter, falling on her side.
An Armenian walked through the bazaar,
I saw her, swallowed an orange,
Breathing stopped, trembling in ecstasy ....
Armenian:
What a sexy women lie here!
Are you selling Jane?
Merchant:
Buy if you're rich!
Yes, razuy zenki, not a woman, but a treasure!

Armenian:
Wah, the treasure of GAVARISH? What... is she rich?

Merchant:
Come on? The box is full of different tsatsek!
There are medals, diplomas and certificates,
Sings and dances, just do not count!

Armenian:
And if you walk with friends until the morning
I'll be godless, what will she say?

Merchant:
Kiss you, warm friends,
And will meet with a smile at the door,
And pour a glass, and feed in full,
Such a good, brother, wife ...

Armenian:
Karoshiy, handsome and smart wife,
I really need her at home
About women like that, wah, I dreamed for a long time!

Leading:
And he took out a pack of dollars from his pocket ...
The man looked at his wife
He wiped away a tear from his cheek

Man:
Why am I, Marusya, selling you?
I need such a wife!

Scene-congratulations from new grandmothers to women on March 8

There are two performers in this scene. It is best if you choose men or older boys (depending on the team) for the role of “new grandmas”. Having gathered, modern "grandmothers" decide how to congratulate everyone on International Women's Day. In the process of discussing the choice of gifts, the grandmothers begin to quarrel, make fun of each other, and, in the end, it almost comes to a fight. Of course, the scene ends with the reconciliation of the old women, performing to all the guests who came to the holiday, a funny song to the tune of "Merry Girls".

CONGRATULATIONS ON MARCH 8 FROM NEW BABOK

FLOWER: Well, Matryona, open,
Tea, or something treat!

MATRYONA: Hello, hello, how are you?
Life is almost over!
You are old, my friend
You are quite old!

C: Yes, and you are no longer the same,
Yes, the years take their toll!
It's been two thousand and ten years already,
We need to reset the calendar.

M: What are you, what are you! God is with you!
This year is already another!
2012 then.

C: Oh! Ouch! Oh, it's a real disaster!
And where do the years go!?

M: And it happened that the young people would sit down in the evening,
Candles thin light
Enlighten us and sing
Now we don't live like this...

M: Congratulations then what will we be?
Can we buy books for everyone?

Ts: Oh, there was a walking cabinet of curiosities
You've gone crazy, you know.
21st century, you look, you won't surprise with the Book.

M: Do you think you know everything? Don't take it as an honor
You are a Quasimord!

Ts: Don't be smart here.
You are an old club.

M: Well, you, you, you ....
Oh, apricot you from a bundle.
I wanted to drink something.

C: You know, stop arguing.
The matter needs to be fixed
And on March 8, go congratulate everyone.

M: yes, for these name-calling
We have forgotten everything. Went

SONG "NEW RUSSIAN BABOK"
(to the tune of "Merry Girls", they sing together)

Cheerful old ladies
cool girlfriends,
friendly faces,
Lights of cheerful eyes
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us.

C: We ourselves are like a gift

M: Meet the stylish attendants!

Ts: I don't remember from sclerosis,
Where are my seventeen years?!

M: You are worse than a locomotive:
You haven't had them in a long time!

C: I remember at school I studied
I also had a holiday.

M: I judge by your face-
You were at school for three days!

C: I ask without insults
And don't touch my intellect!

M: There is, believe me, without a doubt,
You have one defect!

C: I'm younger than you, I know
That's why you're angry!

M: Don't make me laugh, plague
Grandma of modest beauty!

Ts: Eh, you are Matryona, Matryona!
Your wickedness in plain sight!

M: You listen, mother vigorous,
What do I mean!
C: No! I provide
The most important word for yourself!

M: Well, then I suggest
Be more modest to you!

Ts: Here, again, they completely forgot,
Why are we here!

M: The holiday has already been opened,
We'll talk about it!

Ts: I envy specifically:
After all, you have your life ahead of you!

M: You can see it
You congratulate them all go!
The flower comes up to the guys, hugs several people and shakes their hands with the words):

C: Congratulations, congratulations
Happy holiday to all lovely ladies.

M: And now I propose
All clap together for us.

(to the applause, the new Russian grandmothers leave)

If you decide to organize a fun holiday on March 8 at school or kindergarten, in a team or even at home, do not reduce identity to ordinary congratulations, giving flowers and souvenirs. Funny, interesting short and funny scenes on March 8 performed by elementary school students, high school students, preschoolers and even their parents will amuse the guests gathered on International Women's Day - women, girls, mothers and grandmothers.

How to make a festive concert on March 8 in a kindergarten or school really bright and interesting? It's simple - you need to diversify the script with funny, funny and cool scenes. It is the comic skits on March 8 that have the unique ability to create a pleasant atmosphere, cheer up everyone present and make the holiday memorable. In addition, they quite often raise quite important topics and issues that can be very difficult to solve without the help of humor. Of course, children's funny scenes have their own specifics and are unlike, say, comic numbers for corporate parties. Usually they are distinguished by kind and even naive humor, which is great for such a bright spring holiday as International Women's Day. That is why festive concerts in schools and kindergartens on March 8 have a unique atmosphere. In our article today, we tried to collect the most interesting and original ideas for funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, schoolchildren and kindergarteners. We hope that our video options will not only cheer you up, but also help you write a sparkling script for March 8th.

Funny and comic scenes on March 8 in kindergarten, video

Little pupils of kindergartens are the most direct and sincere artists. That is why funny and comic skits on March 8 for matinees in kindergarten in their performance cause so much joy and genuine delight in adults. Lovely, charming and childishly direct artists are happy to play the roles of adults and themselves. Young actors are especially good at parodic roles with a small number of words and expressive gestures and facial expressions. You will find some options for just such funny and comic scenes on March 8 in kindergarten with a video below.

Funny scene "Grandmother" on March 8 for kindergarten

A funny scene about grandmothers on March 8 is a vivid example of a parody number without words, the success of which depends entirely on the artistic abilities of its performers. At the heart of the performance is the well-known to the older generation song "Old Grandmothers" performed by V. Dobrynin. Its cheerful motif and funny lyrics are quite easy to beat with bright costumes and fun dance moves. To make the scene really hilarious for the role of grandmothers, it is best to take artistic boys. They will look especially comical in old women's outfits and with the traditional attributes of grandmothers.

Comic scene on March 8 for the kindergarten "Three moms"

For this version of the comic scene, you will need three girls who will act as daughters, mothers and grandmothers. Each of them will have their own words - a few poetic lines with a funny meaning. The essence of the scene is to show how important a mother is in everyone's life, but at the same time play with excessive mother's care and anxiety in a playful way. In general, such a thematic scene turns out to be very touching and funny at the same time, so it fits perfectly into almost any scenario of a matinee on March 8 in kindergarten. The only thing is that girls from the senior or preparatory group with good diction and artistic data are more suitable for the main roles.

Comic skits for a concert in honor of March 8 for elementary school, video

If the festive morning performances in honor of March 8 in kindergartens are more dominated by touching dance and congratulatory numbers, then a concert in elementary school can already be safely built on a comic scenario with funny scenes. The main success of such a concert, however, like any other festive event, is in the right organization and talented performers. Without good actors, comic scenes at a concert in honor of March 8 in elementary school simply will not produce the desired effect and will remain unnoticed and unappreciated by the public. In addition, it is important to choose the appropriate scenery, costumes and props. It is these details that help not only to convey the meaning of the scene, but also contribute to the transformation of young artists. Next, we offer you several options for comic scenes that are perfect for a festive concert in elementary school.

Comic scene in elementary school on March 8 "How to surprise girls" for boys

This number is very simple to perform and does not require any special decorations and attributes. The main thing is to choose really funny and charismatic boys who, with the help of facial expressions and words, can beat all the humor of this scene. The theme of the issue is quite urgent for all men on the eve of International Women's Day - "How to surprise and what gifts to please women?". The boys from this issue offer their own options for gifts and surprises that can please the girls from their class. We are sure that their funny options will not leave anyone indifferent.

Cheerful scene for girls on March 8 "When mom is not at home"

It's no secret that parody numbers are always very warmly received by the public, especially if their plot is close and understandable to everyone present. The next funny scene on March 8 will surely appeal to all mothers, because they themselves were once in the place of young artists and experienced a similar situation. As you can easily guess from the name of the number in the scene, it is cool and slightly exaggerated to show what happens at home at a time when mom is not there, and daughters get to their mother's cherished things. Light musical accompaniment and a cheerful dance at the beginning of the number make such a scene more energetic and set the audience on its comic character.

Cool and funny scenes for high school students on March 8, video

Everyone knows about the creativity and good sense of humor of high school students. The resourcefulness, energy and enthusiasm of young people can only be envied. It is not surprising that high school students are best at coming up with cool and funny skits on March 8 for mothers, grandmothers, teachers and classmates. Of course, touching and tender numbers also have a place in the festive concerts dedicated to International Women's Day, organized by high school students. But much more often they still prefer to please and make dear women laugh on their holiday. Next, we bring to your attention some cool and funny scenes for high school students on March 8 with a video.

Funny scene "Festive grandfather" on March 8 for high school students

To participate in this funny number, you will need girls and one guy, who will act as an unpretentious grandfather. The scene itself was written with the help of poems with humor, so it is very desirable to choose participants with a well-placed voice and artistic abilities. Well, the main character of the scene - the festive grandfather, of course, should be funny and charismatic.

Comic scene in honor of March 8 for high school students "How boys and girls celebrate the holiday"

Variants of humorous scenes from the category of "expectations and reality" are very popular lately. However, this scene rather reflects in a slightly exaggerated form the difference between how boys and girls celebrate March 8th. Of course, the selected images are very exaggerated, but there is still some truth in them. There are a lot of images in the scene and therefore almost every one of those present will be able to recognize himself among the characters shown.

Cheerful scene "Revelation Day" on March 8 for high school students

But the next scene is ideal for a concert in honor of March 8, arranged specifically for classmates. It raises one of the most popular topics for teenagers, which you can joke about endlessly. We are talking, of course, about relationships and “Day of Revelations” is a vivid example of how differently sometimes a guy and a girl perceive the same idea in a relationship. To participate in the skit, you need to choose an artistic guy and a talented girl. But if you want to get a really hilarious number, then we strongly recommend taking two funny guys as the main characters.

Funny and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers from children, video

What children in schools and kindergartens do not joke about in cool and funny scenes for mothers on March 8! They do it very subtly, ironically, but completely harmless. And everyday topics are raised, and parodies of characteristic female behavior are invented, and funny moments in the relationship between parents and children are noticed. But the most popular topic is, of course, mothers. Moreover, children manage to joke about mothers so delicately and touchingly that adults are not at all offended. On the contrary, looking at the funny parodies of children, mothers sincerely laugh, recognizing themselves and their habits. And sometimes, such funny parody scenes even make many parents and children reconsider some moments in their family relationships for the better. Therefore, if you want to make the festive concert on March 8 really interesting and memorable, be sure to include in the script some funny and cool scenes on March 8 for mothers from children. Especially since some fun options for kindergarten and high school are waiting for you next.

Cool scene "Meeting Moms" on March 8 for a matinee in kindergarten

This number, performed by kids, turns out to be really kindly comical and cheerful. In the story, the girls play the roles of mothers who meet by chance and share the latest news about their family problems. Well, just like their adult mothers, who prefer to share experiences and everyday problems with their girlfriends. The essence of this issue is to show how difficult and difficult the daily work of a mother can be and how important it is to appreciate it, take care of your mother, help her and not upset her. It is thanks to the cheerful presentation that such a scene will not only not upset anyone, but will also help the kids to better understand and appreciate their mothers.

Funny scene "How I help my mother" on March 8 for elementary school

This funny scene is intended to ironically ridicule such a fairly common everyday problem as the lack of help from children to mothers. Her dialogue unfolds between a mother and a schoolgirl daughter, who writes an eloquent, but far from truthful, essay on the topic “How I help my mother.” Of course, the actions in this scene are exaggerated, but despite the humor present, the plot makes both children and adults think about it.

Cool scene on March 8 "Typical Mom" ​​for high school students

The following comedy production would be best suited for a high school concert or even college. It involves three characters - a son, mother and grandmother. The plot of the issue revolves around a rather comical situation familiar to many modern families. In a nutshell, the scene is about how often our mothers are unfriendly with modern gadgets in general, and with computers in particular. The paradox is that the older generation, and in this case grandmothers, can be much more "advanced" in this matter than their children. In general, if you want to laugh heartily, then take a closer look at the next funny scene.

Festive concerts in honor of March 8 for mothers and grandmothers in kindergartens and schools are a good tradition that needs to be preserved as long as possible. This is not just a children's amateur performance, but a real gift and the best congratulations for dear women. And funny, funny and comic scenes on March 8 are the “highlights” of such children's concerts. It is the numbers with humor that make the main holiday of all women really bright, memorable and fun. We hope that in our today's article you will find for yourself many options for funny scenes on March 8, which will inspire you to write an original script. Remember that the success of any number directly depends on its performers. Therefore, always choose talented schoolchildren and children with good acting skills. And then, we are sure, any funny scene in honor of International Women's Day will bring a lot of positive to all the guests of the holiday!

Every year, on the eve of the beloved holiday of March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women in such an unusual way, with humor, provocatively, so that everyone likes it, and at the same time, without wasting much time preparing festive events.

And so that the program does not drag on: congratulations, gifts were presented, and - we ask you to the table ... And there, after a good snack - contests, fun, laughter!

What to think? What to surprise?

Don't break your head! We thought of everything for you: we offer 9 cool sketches for a corporate party on March 8! Suitable for a mini-performance at the workplace, and for a holiday organized on a grand scale.

All that remains is to choose good gifts, several competitions for a feast (or a buffet table), and that's it - International Women's Day, we can assume, was a success!

Scene #1

"Gift Lottery"

7 men participate in the performance, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth, perform a small free dance to S. Mikhailov's song "Everything for You."
Then women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.

Man 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to give them to those who are lucky today!

Man 2: It's simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whose will fall out - he takes the super prize!

Spins the drum, pulls out one number.

Man 1: Hooray! Come out, please, to us! We announce a super prize, here it is!

To the music, a man enters the hall, a large poster is attached to his chest, which says “I'm not working today! He does everything for me!”
To applause and laughter, a poster is handed to the woman whose number was pulled out by the presenter.

Man 2, pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster that says “Ready to discuss it!”

Man 1 (handing poster to winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Up to discounts on tights in the store and a new secretary's manicure!

Man 1: To get the next number, we invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name)! He has a lucky hand!

As soon as the number is pulled out, a man comes out, on him is a poster with the inscription "5 compliments from the chef!". The leader compliments the woman whose number has been pulled out of the drum.

Man 2: I'm getting the next number! Hooray, (name of the winning woman)! Come out please! For you, he will perform his famous song “Oops!” world star Britney Spears, whom we invited especially for this performance!

Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over trousers), the rest are dressed as backup dancers (for example, in tights). The group performs the song “Oops!” to the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing still, arms folded on their stomachs, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.

Man 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!

The man diligently turns the drum, then, as if by accident, pours all the numbers on the floor, at this time all the other men take out crackers, blow them up and shout: “This prize is for you all! Our declaration of love! We just adore you!
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov “Everything for You”), pre-prepared gifts are handed to women, and everyone is invited to the table.

Scene #2

"Serious challenge"

Leading: Dear ladies! Let us briefly join you, feel what it's like to be a woman?! Our bravest volunteers, to amuse you, agreed to become women today to get into the most nightmarish female situations! Help them cope with this, dear ladies!

A dressed-up Man 1 comes out, shoes on his feet. He stumbles as if breaking a heel. She freezes, hands raised to her face in theatrical horror.

Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! What do you say?

The women shout: “No!”, Man 1 also shakes his head in the negative.

Leading: Option 2: call relatives and friends, let other Louboutins drag me! Will it go?

Women shout "No!" (or “Yes!”), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.

Leading: Maybe go to that handsome stranger over there and ask for a ride?

Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes his shoes in front of his nose, and, making eyes, says: “Save the lady, please!”

Leading: Fuuu ... We successfully coped with one task, let's move on!

Man 2, dressed as a lady, enters the hall to the music, a usually dressed man walks towards him.

Man 2: Dear, give me 5 thousand!

The male: But where are you doing all the money?! I just gave you yesterday!

Man 2 dulls his eyes sadly, Man looks menacingly at him.

Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t let it! But know that I spent all the money on charity!” - will it go?

The women shout "No!", Man 2 also shakes his head.

Leading: And like this: “Don't you want your wife to look beautiful ?! Nails, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty you know how much money it costs?!”

The women shout their answer, and Man 2 shakes his head.

Leading: The option is: “You! Me! Not! You love!"

Regardless of the women's prompting, Man 2 agrees with these options, shaking his head vigorously and groaning “Not in love! He doesn’t love!”, to which the Man, in fright, shouts: “Of course I love! Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything!” To the music, the men of the team join them to congratulate the women

Man 1:

We can't understand how you
So gentle
Know how to be strong
Stronger than us a hundred times!

Man 2:

On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to give you
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!

The male:

Please please,
May never be sad
And also an offender, and an extra-kilogram-naberushechka
Will not meet you!

Leading:
You are dear, dear,
You are the most beautiful
So let us today
Congratulate you!

To the music, men present gifts, after which women are invited to the table.

Mini Scene #3

Ouch! What will we give?

The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or simply standing in a group, expressing complete puzzlement.

Man 1 (running frantically back and forth, screaming): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Let's give gift suggestions!! What will we give our ladies?!

All: Candies!

Man 1: Banal!

All: Card!

Man 1: Absolutely sucks!

All: Diaries!

Man 1: It already was!

All: Shaving foam!

They look questioningly at the speaker, talk among themselves: “No, but what! They need it too!

Man 1: I won't even comment!

All: Shower gels!

Man 1: It was too!

Solemn music sounds (a march is possible), a man dressed in white clothes enters the hall, wings behind his back.

Angel Man: I am a beautiful angel who flew to you from heaven, because I see that without me things are going hard here! But your prayers have been heard, and here are your gifts for your lovely women!

The angel puts a basket in front of the men - in it are bouquets of flowers and gifts. Men shout “Hurrah!”, throw themselves into a dance for joy, then hand flowers, gifts to the ladies and invite them to the table.

Scene #4

Beauty and mind

Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention, and are invited to the Beauty and Mind program.

The host introduces the “heroines of the holiday”: 2-3 men dressed as women, while the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous, the better.

1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- Honored (profession of your choice).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of Cinema Lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- Honored consultant on any issues.

The host tells that today, in honor of the holiday of March 8, these women will participate in the beauty and mind contest, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early pension.

Competition program:

1. Leading offers assignments on the topic "Who Knows More".
For example, the topic "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "jewelry".
The task of the participants: name the words in random order related to this topic.
One point is awarded to the participant who gives the last word.

2. Leading offers tasks for review ability to think logically. Names several things. "Women" should name an item that is not on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, out of place answers, the funnier it will be to watch.
Task examples:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella paint, henna. (Superfluous paint "Vella").
Vanilla crackers, breadcrumbs, crackers with raisins (excess - breadcrumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester is extra).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (excess-lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is superfluous).
In order for the competition to fully withstand the “out of logic” style, the host awards the victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the prettiest of all”.

3. Competition task on the topic "Cosmetic bag".
Leading“scatters” cosmetic items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, hygienic lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eyeliner, eye contour cream, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder box, facial tonic).
The facilitator assigns each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item “from the cosmetic bag”. Time is limited.
Suggested assignments:
wash off your makeup
tint lips for a business meeting,
hide your freckles
paint nails,
paint eyes,
remove nail polish
let your eyes down, etc.
The leader vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For a correct answer, the participant receives a point.

4. The host offers non-standard situations to the participants. We need to find an original way out of them.
for example:
Let's say that you met an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is "head over heels" in love with you and is about to make a marriage proposal. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But then you see a photo of your lover on her desk. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited a hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, you dyed your hair green. What will you do?
You came to a business meeting-buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking with a partner and suddenly notice that one of the visitors - the guests caught on the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress. Moving away from you further and further, he dissolves your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner according to the leading participant receives one point.

Based on the results, after counting the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And gives the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on the holiday of March 8!
The “woman” transforms into a man, congratulates the female team with beautiful words, the losing participants remain women and are used “on errands” - they distribute gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.

Scene #5

Vernissage

Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.

1. Men should ask their employees for their baby photos in advance. Put each one in a frame and hang it in the form of an exhibition.
2. At the appointed time, the men gather the women and invite everyone to the vernissage.
3. Slow music sounds, the audience should guess their colleagues in children's photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is handed to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. Have a cool holiday lottery.

Examples of prizes for draws:
A room for a personal archive (photo album).
Without it, the photo desktop is empty. (Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (a set of napkins).
Necessary item for a mink coat (hanger).
Means for holding the figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
Universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
Washcloth for husband (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
Gloves 3D (rubber gloves).

It will be necessary to play all the numbers so that each woman receives her own gift..
In conclusion, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.

Short Scene #6

flying ship

1. Women are invited to the room for congratulations to the tune from the cartoon "Flying Ship".

2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the right form of cheerful Babok Yozhek: sundresses, scarves, brooms (brooms). In the hands of toy harmonicas.

3. A congratulatory song is performed to the soundtrack of the song Babok Yozhyek from the cartoon "Flying Ship".

Text

* * *
Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Oh play playful!
Congratulations to the women
And don't talk!

* * *
Walked along the forest side
The holiday ran after me!
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!

* * *
I tell him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Even though I don't believe
I'm into these superstitions!

* * *
Stretch the accordion fur,
Eh, play pretend!
Our women are beautiful
Even, do not persuade!

* * *
We have known them for many years
This is the beauty secret!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty!

* * *
I was walking back home
The holiday is running after me!
What is the reason for this?
Is this hell?!

* * *
Stretch the accordion fur,
Oh, play, play!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade me to sit down at the table!

Men escort women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate, give gifts.

Scene-congratulation No. 7

Self-assembly tablecloth

Men prepare a large gift box in advance and decorate it colorfully.
When women appear, each is given a flower.

The men take turns talking:

1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate you on March 8!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So you can guess
7. What was picked up for a long time,
8. What will we give!
9. He is undeniably very cute!
10. We will even give you a hint:
11. He will please you for sure!
12. Because it is ... a fairy tale?
13. No, they didn't guess!
14. This is a home decoration!
15. And today it will come in handy!
16. Is this the right ... bench?
17. Missed, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19. To receive guests, respect
20. Will a miracle (fall silent) rolling pin come in handy?
21. By, even very by
23. You need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Set a beautiful table
26. Treat your neighbor with tea
24. Super - we give you a tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulatory): after the presentation of gifts, we invite you to the festive table!

Give gifts and invite to the table.
The first toast to the festive mood, to the best hostesses, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even create a miracle!

Scene #8

Starfall

The men are talking to each other.

Man 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 is “on the nose”. Our women need to chip in for gifts.

Man 2: Yes, what's there to throw off, let's read poetry to them, we'll sing different songs there. Creative gifts are the most desired and not expensive!

Man 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! We'll give you a flower and that's enough. After all, they didn’t “bother” us with gifts. Again foam and socks!

Man 4: What guys are you all the same materialistic. After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And beauties and smart girls, and they bake pies, and they will always treat you, they will say a kind word, they will cheer you up. You look at any and immediately want to sing.

Man 1: Yes, yes I agree with (name Men 4). Our girls deserve to be given unusual gifts. But what is there to give?

Man 4: Let's think! Something beautiful and romantic!

Man 1: Maybe each with a movie ticket?

Man 3: And why each, let's bring them to the evening session. Very romantic too!

Man 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can't even imagine how I'll show up home after an evening of watching together!

Man 1: Yes, and husbands will not be too happy. Another "cap" is given!

Man 4: It is necessary that in the evening it was connected, and that everyone was delighted!

Man 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!

Man 2: Exactly! Stars must be given! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!

Man 4(dreamily): Each of our girls is a star! Maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night starfall! Each girl is comparable to a constellation!

Man 1: It's decided! Speak!

Man 4(clears throat): Our dear girls! You are like heavenly stars united into constellations for us! On the eve of International Women's Day on March 8, allow me to identify you with beautiful heavenly bodies and give each of us our modest gift, forming a starfall!

They call the names of the girls, the constellation consonant with their name.

Example:

Irina - Polar Star (laudatory description and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praise, compliments);
Mary - Ursa Major,
Ella - Chapel,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.

After the announcement of the entire list and the presentation of gifts, women are invited to the table.

Game mini-scene number 9

Long live women!

Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.

1. Men prepare balloons of various shapes in advance.

2. Invite women to the room where the congratulations will take place (or do it at the workplace).

3. The host announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as proof, now, immediately, exact copies of the employees will be made!

4. Now the men will have to create female figures from the balls with the help of adhesive tape in a strictly defined time. The funnier and more ridiculous the “creations” are, the better.

5. Women count aloud in chorus, help with advice. Or turn on the music at the right time.

6. Once the time is up, the men take turns showing off their "masterpieces", telling the best about the woman whose "copy" is presented, and presenting the gift.

The host invites everyone to a table (or a small buffet). Where games and sweepstakes can be continued.

In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no case offending or insulting!

Try to joke, say congratulations with ease. Use skits, a pre-prepared program of table and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the more impression you will make on the female half of the team.

1 leader.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.

Our dear WOMEN!
Today you have the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the "male" horoscope, i.e.:

March 8 - a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!2 Lead.

What is the holiday of congratulations? And the first congratulations will be presented to you, our respected leaderName . She has the first word.

A word from the headmaster.

1 leader.

When the planet would suddenly freeze,
I would lie dead and cold
From the gaze of a woman
warmed by warmth,
In an instant, she would thaw ...
2 Lead.

In nature itself, the feminine
Stronger, perhaps, than all other beginnings.
Nature generously endowed women,
And people put it on a pedestal.
1 leader.

All in them exalt
Men are happy
From the temper of the meek
As far as eye color...

2 Lead.

Gives you a complimentName the song "Let".

1 leader.

Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business..

2 Lead.

Dear male colleagues, please come up to the stage. Dear young ladies, wives, girlfriends, daughters and granddaughters! All words and congratulations today sound only for you! Spring to you and Love!

Men congratulate.

1 leader. You, dear women, have received congratulatory telegrams, but they are all unsigned. Now we will read them, and you try to guess who the author is. I only know that all senders are male.

TELEGRAMS:

LET YOU CALL "FISH", "HARNIES"!
HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS FROM …. DON'T KNOW

PREFER TRANSPORT ON FOOT,
GO TO THE FOREST! GREETINGS… LESHIY

EAT MORE FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
AND YOU WILL BE HEALTHY, YOUR .... Kashchey

TODAY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS A PICTURE!
I GIVE THE KEYS TO HAPPINESS! ….. BURATINO

LET IVAN TSAREVICH FIND EVERYONE!
SMILE TO YOU AND SONGS! …. MAKAREVICH

I HOPE EVERYONE WILL MEET THIS SOON!
HELLO TO THE MUSIC! YOUR…. KIRKOROV

LET THE MEN LOOK AT YOU CAREFULLY!
HELLO AND SONG NEW FROM…. BASKOVA

1 leader.
Woman is spring
The image is blooming and tender!
2 Lead.
A woman is always
The world is radiant, boundless.
1 Lead.
It's been so many years
We are fascinated by you.
2 Lead.
You are hope and light
We are bewitched by you.
1 Lead.
Let this song now
It will be a gift for you, dear veterans of pedagogical work!

Sings for youName "Give Women Flowers"

1 Lead. Students flaunt on their desks

The kids crowded around the blackboard

Students write on the board

We tried! Not a single mistake!

After all, it was not in vain that so many eyes followed

As always with a friendly smile

The teacher entered the classroom!

2 Lead. Great teacher's joy

Here she stands in front of the blackboard

And childish glances follow

Behind her raised hand

These were good minutes.

Wrote, smiled again

The kids read: "Thank you, children,

for your education and love!

The song "I draw on the window" is sung for you by the vocal group "Constellation"

1 Lead. You look at the young people go ... yes, how they coo ..

2 Lead. Well, quickly .. quickly into the bushes ...Scene "Love, love ..."

a short and thin man named VASEK enters the stage. He sits down on a chair. He is wearing a cap with a flower, a fashionable rural jacket. He has a grass stalk in his teeth, and a small flower in his hands. The song starts to play: "Oh, see there on the mountains."
Movie: "He Came Again"His beloved MARUSYA (it is possible that it was a man in women's clothes) comes out to Vaska and sits down next to him.VASEK: Hello, Marusya!MARUSYA: Hello, Vasyok!VASEK (gives a flower): This is for you!MARUSSIA: Oh, thank you!They both look up in awe. Vasek gently puts his hand on her shoulder. She winces.VASEK: Marusya... will you marry me?MARUSYA: Oh, I don't know. It's so unexpected! I need to think.VASEK: How long can you think? I proposed to you six years ago.MARUSYA: Well, I don't know. If you think it's about time, then I agree.The song is still going on. They sigh together with smiles on their faces.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya! Who do you want to get first: a cat or a dog?VASEK: Yeah...MARUSYA: (pause) Vasya, will you always love me?VASEK: I will love you to the end.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya, it's already late. Walk me homeOur heroes are leaving. The music stops.

Vasya comes out and sits on a chair. Five seconds later, Marusya comes out with buckets. Puts them on the floor.MARUSYA: Why are you sitting there? Why are you sitting, I ask you? Have you cleared the yard? Did you feed Kurei? I have to do everything myself.VASEK: Why are you shouting like that? I will do everything now.MARUSYA: I'm screaming because even on the 8th of March, you don't do anything for me. And he said that you will love me to the end.VASEK: Well, let's go, let's go, I'll do ... something ...

THE END

1 Lead.

Oh, yeah, how much romance.. (sighing)

2 Vriding.
I would like to congratulate our female teachers. It is difficult for them to deal with us, especially when we express ourselves in an incomprehensible language.

1 Lead.

But life in general is complicated.

2 Vriding.
But in our school life sometimes such moments happen. "Groom from 3 b" readsName .

"Groom from 3 b" Name .

1 Lead.

May success always and everywhere accompany you in business!

And today, on a bright holiday, be you the happiest of all.

2 Vriding.
Gives you his "colorful" performanceName "Different colors."

Name "Different colors."

1 Lead.

A woman, like a cat, is looking for where it is warmer,
Where the soul is sweeter, the heart is more fun.

2 Vriding.
A woman, like a cat - can be anyone:
Affectionate, harsh, biting, mischievous ...

So what is she - a woman?

Will tell us about itName .

I have a holiday today, it's cooler than the New Year.
You served a wonderful compote this morning.
Couldn't find coffee in the kitchen. He is on the shelf - where always.
You cannot know about it. However, this is nonsense.
You poured compote into a glass with a gap on the side.
Didn't find, you said, cups. This I can understand.
It was not in vain that I tried yesterday to hide everything that is a pity to beat.
To be the kindest and most tolerant today.
Paul - a glass of compote on the bed you spilled.
Don't worry, honey, what are you. Give me a glass, please.
I will finish it with a smile, I will finish it with gratitude.
And for a new sheet somehow then I will kill.
Did you fry an egg?!?!?!?!? It's like I'm in heaven!
Let her with the shell, I'll chew it.
Ouch! What is it? Mimosa? Yes, when did you do it?
Ah, yesterday? And cleverly hid? Want to surprise me?
Where did you hide her? Yeah? In a suit your day off?
Never guessed! (I'll clean on the weekend)
Do you wash all the dishes yourself? Two plates? BAM! One...
It's OK. Do not worry. The broom is over there, in the corner.
How sweet you are today, you just want to cry.
Going to? Visiting mom?? I can't recognize you!
Mother-in-law - MOM?? This is great! I didn't dare to dream.
It is not necessary to carry on hands, it is better to hold by the hand.
It’s good that they didn’t decide to extend the women’s holiday.
Indeed, it is impossible to bear it for a long time.
It's good that the evening is coming soon, the day will sink in the course of years.
And only a dried bouquet will remain in the kitchen.
I will wash the sheet, deftly clean the jacket,
And this terrible mess will end in the kitchen.
I will bring myself back to normal, and I will bring the apartment.
And with a very happy muzzle on the bed I will fall.

1 Lead.

I also know women love to give advice!

2 Lead. Yes, especially mothers. They are so kind to us, despite their age. There aren't many of them in our room either. Compliment to momsName .

1 Lead.

We rarely bring bouquets to mom,

But everyone upsets her so often...

And a good mother forgives all this,

A beautiful mother forgives all this.

2 Lead.
Under the weight of worries without bending stubbornly,

She does her duty patiently...

Each mother is beautiful in her own way,

She is beautiful with her mother's love.

Congratulations to all mothersName . The song "Mom".

Name sings the song "Mom".

1 Lead.

March 8 is a wonderful and traditionally beloved holiday in our country.

2 Lead. It is beautiful not only because it is the first spring holiday, when nature awakens and the time of love comes. Men bow before the bright image of a woman, because they are so similar to angels. "Music of Angels" performed byName.

"Music of angels" Name .

1 Lead.

Today is a holiday, but you need to write an explanation why you were late for Chinese lessons yesterday??

2 Lead.

Here is a pancake (in Chinese shukay here)

1 Lead.

Why…whom to poke…??

2 Lead.

Nothing ... that's in Chinese ... be it wrong

1 Lead.

Lhello,write an explanationand I'll come back later. In the meantime, you write for all the incomparable women sitting in this room, the next musical number! "Children's play" performedName .

(go backstage to write a letter)

1 Lead.

Well, read what you have there.

2 Lead.

Why am I late (explanatory)

Yesterday when I was walkingfor Chinese lessons , suddenly fell on me from a treecrazy policeman . I screamed likeunderground rhinoceros and lost consciousness. I woke upin Karaganda and said take mefor Chinese lessons , I really need. But for some reason they took meto the State Duma , and from there I walked until I got a liftreactive jalopy . That's why I was late yesterday.

1 Lead.

How did you manage to do so - then ... Oh, look, someone is walking there, let's go and take a look.

2 Lead.

Yes Yes. It's coming, it's coming. This is Valeria Molchanova walking. What is her head thinking?

Valeria Molchanova reads What My Head Thinks About.

1 Lead.

Lovely women! We know this holiday as one of the kindest and most beautiful. On this day, no woman should be left without a gift.

2 Lead. Please accept our congratulations and let a smile appear on your face that will not leave you for a long time. Accept a gift fromName "Inside out".

Name "Inside out".

1 Lead.

teacher, teacher…

2 Leading.

Why are you screaming?

1 Lead.

I want a song for the teacher.

2 Leading.

Please, at the command of the pike, At your will, the song "Good mood» performed by a vocal group"Constellation".

Vocal group of girls "Constellation" performs the song "Good mood".

1 Lead.

ListenName , that's what I'll say.

2 Leading.

Say, sayName .

1 Lead.

If deputies have a sad life, then the salary is big. And these teachers have a fun life, and the salary is small. Look how funny they are.

2 Lead.

Good moral support
Decent pay for all of you.
Effective and without delay,
Solutions to various problems.

2 Lead.

You are valued, cherished, dearly loved!
And joy will be young!
Happy holiday, dear ones!
Together .

With the beginning of spring!

Are you organizing a school party dedicated to International Women's Day? Don't forget to prepare an entertainment program. A school concert may include poems, songs, dances and funny skits for the holiday of March 8 at school performed by children of different ages.

These miniatures, which play with various situations at school and at home, are based on well-known literary works, humorous TV shows, issues of the Yeralash children's magazine, etc.

Funny scenes for March 8 for school

By March 8, 2019, the first school scene can be staged using only the means of pantomime and dance. Boys dressed as old women will appear on the stage - in colorful skirts and scarves. They barely wander around the stage with sticks, groaning and gasping.

Suddenly incendiary music sounds in the hall, and cheerful "grandmothers" start dancing. Undoubtedly, mothers and real grandmothers will appreciate the acting skills of their children and grandchildren, who will take part in this production.

Daughter:
- When does mom have a rest? For days on end
She does laundry, cleans, cooks dinner, sews...
But today is a special day - all household chores
I'll do it myself, when my mother leaves for work.

I've been friends with dad since morning.
Let's cook dinner for mom, wash the cat.
Mom will come in the evening and gasp with excitement:
The cat is wet, the soup is cold - what a surprise!

Mom appears on the scene:
- Something, daughter, today you are especially playful,
And the weather in the morning is gloomy, rainy.

Daughter:
- Mom's favorite, soup and a cat - gifts,
We congratulate you on the 8th of March!

Leading:
- There is in our apartment
Girl Natasha.
Mom in her box
Brought candy.
And she said sternly...

Mum:
- Eat some now
The rest tomorrow!
Put it in the buffet.

Leading:
- And Natasha sat down,
I ate all the sweets
Eating and laughing...

Natasha:
- Mom, do not scold!
I haven't forgotten.
Remember you taught
"Never for tomorrow
Don't leave things!"

We sit in class
And look at the girls
And beautiful and smart -
It's better not to find it.

- There is a magazine on the table.
Well, there are fives in it,
Because in our class
Smart girls.

- Why are we all dancing here,
Why are we eating here?
Because all the girls
Congratulations on Women's Day!

Musketeers take part in another funny scene by March 8. The song "It's time, time, let's rejoice in our lifetime ..." Sounds like d'Artagnan and his friends - Athos, Porthos and Arimis - appear on the stage.

D'Artagnan:
- Mothers, grandmothers and aunts,
You are highly valued by us.
Can't find another reason
So that we, men, gather.
We are all here together now...

All Musketeers in chorus:
Because we love you!

Then the Musketeers begin to reason about what they would be like if they were born girls.

Athos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump
And the whole evening with my mother,
Without hesitation, he danced.

Porthos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I painted with my mother.

Aramis:
- That's what I thought.
What happens?
If we were all girls
In ruffles, bows, with frills,
If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?

D'Artagnan:
Who would take care of them?
Did you do hard work?
Who would build, dig, dig,
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
On the border and in Morflot!

Together:
- No, friends, our path is one -
Glorious valiant men!

Petya:
- I'm for my beloved mother
I wanted to sew an apron beautiful,

Seryozha:
- I'm for my mom
I cut the dress quickly.–
I thought, once - and everything is ready!
What is so difficult here?

Petya:
It's not clear what happened...
Nothing succeeded!

Seryozha:
“There is nothing to surprise mommy ...
Will I give it to her?
I thought mom would be happy
Well, it turned out to be a lot of rubbish.

Andrei:
- Baking a cake is a simple matter,
You just have to be brave.
Seven eggs, a little flour,
Three tablespoons of pepper...
Or not, not at all!
It turns out a mess.
I'm completely confused...
Why put pepper in there?
Three hours of torment in the kitchen
The cream spilled, burned all hands,
The result is a burnt cake,
And it doesn't look like a cake.

Leading:
“Looks like you’ll have to come up with other gifts for your moms.” Let's not lose heart, because real men do not succumb to difficulties!

Then a scene is played in which the boys perform ditties, and the girls act as mothers and negligent daughters.

- Our dear mothers,
Congratulations on Women's Day!
We will dance for you now
And we'll sing ditties.

- All day on the eighth of March
Lena floor chalk with passion,
And on the ninth
I did not take the broom in my hands.

- Says the lazy mother:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazybones:
"Mommy, I'm still small."

- smoked saucepan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours under the shower Julia
My grandmother washed it afterwards.

- We sang ditties to you,
But we also want to say:
We always, everywhere and everywhere
Moms need help!

On the stage is a disheveled and grimy guy in pajamas. He goes to a chair, removes something crumpled and dirty from it.
- Ma-am! Today we need to congratulate the girls. Did you iron my shirt?

Mum:
- Good morning, son. Stroked.
- Which one?
- White.
“Ah… Is she really white?”
“Of course, I washed it. She was lying under your bed, I found her by force!

The boy takes off his trousers from the chair, also dirty and full of holes:
- Ma-am! Have you ironed my new trousers?

Mum:
- Stroked.
- That's wonderful. The girls have March 8 today, I prepared poems for them, I even learned them by heart.

Mum:
- Well done, son! And now I'm baking a cake. You will go to congratulate the girls not empty-handed.

Son:
Why do I need a pie? I need flowers!
“I already bought flowers. they are in the hallway. The money for your lunch is in the nightstand.

The doorbell rings.

Son:
- It's probably the guys from the class came ...

Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.

Guys, is that you? Well, you've been fluffed up! I didn't even know...

Guys:
- Look at yourself!

The boy looks in the mirror, sees himself - combed, neatly dressed - and faints.

Mom appears:
- And here's the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so smart - you won't be recognized! Did you forget the flowers?

One of the guys:
- No, I didn't forget. Only I'm not Serezhenka, I'm Benjamin.

She hands flowers to her mother.

These funny skits staged at the school by March 8 will please the guests at the holiday and cause a lot of positive emotions. We wish you inspiration and creative success!