The estimated duration of the script is 1.5 hours.
NOTE. The name and surname of the general director, the name of the city are fictitious.
Guests are seated at tables. Music is playing.
When the music stops, the presenter comes out.
LEADING.
The people languish in anticipation
And there is no reason to delay any longer.
That's why it's his birthday,
To make the glasses ring.
Rolls already cut
Crystal sparkles in the light.
Although we, of course, are aesthetes,
But let's break the beauty.
Having poured, we will certainly have a bite,
And pour again - this is the law.
And since our boss is excellent,
Cancel boredom and template.
Discarding everyday life, problems,
Forget income, plan...
We all want for you today
Perform even if not a cancan,
But whatever suits your taste
Our inimitable boss.
Kohl that is not so - do not blame me,
But it's time to start now.
Push the roses aside
Forgetting that at the helm ...
Let our "happy birthday"
For you to play roles.
STEP 1
A boy comes out (the role of the young director is played by a girl: frail or, on the contrary, full - for fun). The boy aimlessly, thoughtfully walks around the stage (this may not be a stage, but a space free from tables), kicks the one lying under his feet soccer ball with the words: "I love sports!". Attached to the side is a "pointer" locality, in which events unfold or the general director was born - "Pytkovka". The boy's attention is attracted either by a vessel or a vase. He picks it up and turns it around with interest.
The leader offstage reads poetry. When it comes to the vessel in the verses, the boy, according to the text, first wipes the vessel with a handkerchief, then "rubs his hand on the edge of the vessel."
LEADING.
No, agree, not by accident
We have a director general -
Mr. Petrov himself!
After all, there were many applicants
Treasured to this office,
But their efforts were in vain
And that's the joke of fate!
Your growth is rapid, career
Found our exemplary family man
Not immediately and not suddenly...
And it all started sometime
When our boss walked in the guys,
He was not noble, not rich,
How suddenly found a vessel!
Proud of my find
He took it in his hands quickly:
"Know, gold! Shines! .."
Rubbed his hand on the edge of the vessel,
Suddenly flies right out of there
An old man with a beard - what a miracle!
sneezed and says:
After the words "He sneezed and says ..." the light in the hall goes out for a moment and then turns on again. This is necessary so that Old Man Hottabych "appears" in front of the boy. For this role, you need an oriental robe, skullcap, beard. The boy steps away frightened and watches the unusual old man from the side.
HOTTABYCH (sneezing). Phew! Finally, I got rid of this ill-fated vessel, be it amiss. I’ve already lost count of the centuries, how they imprisoned me there. To whom do I owe my miraculous deliverance?
The old man looks around, notices Sasha Petrov. Falls on her knees before him.
HOTTABYCH. Oh, the most kind and wisest of the youths of this most blessed city with the euphonious name "Pytkovka". Do I owe my release to you?
PETROV. Y-yes.
HOTTABYCH. Oh my savior! Oh, the light of my eyes! Prophets, lad, how should I address you. For there is no more beautiful name on earth than yours.
PETROV. It's right. Just call me: Alexander Anatolyevich Petrov. And it is possible on "you". What's your name?
HOTTABYCH. Oh, dear Alexander Anatolyevich! My name is known to all in the east. I am Ghassan Abdurahman ibn Khottab. I am the most powerful genie in the universe. There is no desire that I could not fulfill.
PETROV. This is good, but with such a patronymic, dear ibn Hottab, you can be quickly "replaced". Well, okay, Hottabych, so Hottabych (pah, pah, pah - don't say it by night). So, dear son of Hottab, let's not waste time. I have a little wish list here, so let's go straight to it. (The boy takes out a long scroll from his bosom, unfolds it and begins to read):
PETROV. So, these are my top priorities. What do we have here?
"Get an elephant and a crocodile" - we skip it.
“Becoming an Olympic champion in side jumping” is also skipped.
"Kiss Verochka Pugovkina" - this has already been done.
"To marry a girl named ... (the real name of the director's wife is indicated)" - this will still have time.
"To give birth to a boy and name him ... (the real name of the director's son is indicated)" - this is what I will figure out how to do without magic.
Yeah, here it is: "I want to walk around in a tie, have a lot of people under my command, and so that they walk with me like a ruler." Can you, dear Hottabych, do this?
HOTTABYCH. For you, the wisest, anything. Fuck, tibidoh, tibidah! ...
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
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Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian grandmothers”.
(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaking):
A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Popular articles:
Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!
Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!
So, your expiration date has long passed!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and our Anniversary looks so mysteriously!
Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, they priperlis here, and even for a couple?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He adorned his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)
What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!
Flower:
Yes, it did…
You listen to what the birthday man should sing on the Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the Anniversary, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):
Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!
We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday man for a kiss, and then the Flower says):
Dear birthday man, respect the old ladies, drink with us on brotherhood, we will remember the century with a kind word!
(Congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday man for brotherhood)
CONGRATULATION SCENE FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands is an envelope with money or for fun - souvenir bucks)
— Lyudmila! Are you, in fact, we have a birthday girl in all respects, or what?
- I wish that no one crumbles a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!
SCENES FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW SINGING LATE EVENING”
Three maidens by the window
Singing late at night!
You all ask about
Did they all sing together?
About my girlfriend
Sang songs on the anniversary!
(three girls come out, each sing their own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the motive “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how is it without each other,
Tell me, how is it without each other
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)
Soul reaching out for me
You put your hands on my shoulders,
When I feel bad - you are with me,
You, if it's bad - I'm with you,
Now you will not spill us with water forever! (3 lines last repeat)
2 GIRLFRIEND
(sings a song to the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)
I have to tell you honestly
I need a friend like this!
She is like the sun, friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
Everyone around is delighted with you!
So stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (repeat entire verse)
3 GIRLFRIEND (you can wear a wig and dress of a sultry Cuban, as the song is performed to the tune of “Beisana, beisana mucho ...”)
No you,
There is no better you
There is no prettier and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
You are not cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we love you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, love!
Let you
Everything works out!
May all your dreams and wishes come true on time!
Happiness let
Will not turn away!
Joy, love protect your home threshold!
REPEAT CHORUS
SCENES FOR THE ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER WORKER
As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
We often suffer
From this nonsense.
But our birthday
Will eliminate problems
On her duty, we know
Water is not scarce!
For this, grateful residents will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(residents come out - a woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from glass to glass)
SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the motive “How steamboats see off, not at all like trains”)
At our boiler room Tatiana
Works for a year
With hot water all the time
This is why our house lives!
Water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us
And my heart trembles with joy
When there is water in the apartment!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, all around water!
She watches the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To treat work like this
You won't find people!
She is so funny
And the voice of the call, like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
Shine in her eyes!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, we always have!
SCENES FOR THE BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTAGNANA (the husband of the birthday girl is dressed in his suit):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tanya,
That in itself is not new!
I love you Tan!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired
You feed me
Even though you've worked hard!
Oh how the years fly by
Well, don't be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything -
You are as young as ever!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no rest!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a woman “Brownie”. (Domovenok comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with patches. He sings a song to the birthday girl to the motive of "Robin")
I beg you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why come to you!
(the birthday girl pours a glass of brownie, he drinks and sings the next verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment?
And cleanliness everywhere you watch specifically!
Corners trying to sweep better,
On the pope you whip me imperceptibly!
Please be kind
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner so that, without fear, I
I could sit until dark!
Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I want to bloom, bloom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always guard your house!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a man “Chatushki from New Russian attendants”
(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):
Flower:
Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tight
I won't give up my seat!
My compliment is much needed
I love the jubilee!
You forgot to see at all
Why did you come here!
A sign of attention really asks
Anniversary from us, bullshit!
Flower:
You're right, I'm just bastard
When I see Vova!
But I'm shy to say "I love you"
He has his own family!
Drift, do not drift, but still you need
Be bolder with you!
So let's shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”
(approach the hero of the day with kisses)
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!
So listen and do all my tasks:
I know you will remember
What I did as a child
How carefree with friends
You jumped on a skipping rope!
(suggest to jump rope)
To restore you
For further tricks of strength,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
Ball - best friend child!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!
(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you kick masterfully
What is there to say for a long time!
We owe you seriously
Very generous reward!
(jokingly they pour a glass of vodka to the birthday man)
We whistle from acacia trees
Did it many times as a kid!
musical variations
We are waiting for you now!
(they offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)
For these numbers
Together we will shout “Hurrah!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your guests are children!
(everyone drinks a toast together) happy childhood birthday)
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!
(takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any disease!
Eat tops and roots
To cleanse the intestines!
bad smell
Everyone will be plunged into a slight shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope grass root!
(gives garlic to the birthday man and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of grated horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):
For there to be no change
And everything in the family was friendly,
Once a week this fuck
At night, you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise the tone
And take care of your chakra!
He is, believe me, a champion,
Compared to Viagra!
(gives this tool and takes out the third one - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large letters, introduces it):
Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy
But known all over the world!
You first from the inside
Please your body with it
And then sprinkle
All corners with their own water!
dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden
This is a small worm
I ate a barrel from an apple!
And we have a birthday
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let the guests explain
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed up as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green cap on your head, he greedily gnaws an apple, then sings a song):
SONG OF THE GARDEN PEST.
(to the motive “We are cheerful guys, we are October guys”)
I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrate indicator!
If I eat an apple
So everyone can eat!
I respect the plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
Extraordinary Citizen!
He looks a little weird
He wants to say thank you
And for what - now we find out.
Guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
SONG OF EARS.
(to the motive of a song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange nameless toy ...”)
I used to be weird
Eating manna porridge
That's why he grew those ears!
About trendy diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
me for my birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From tasty treats
Have a nice experience
I could not go away for a long, long time!
I spit on the diet
Bought some candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And tasty food
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes big ears and says a toast):
To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour now!
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).
corporate scenarios Corporate scenario "Birthday celebration scenario CEO firms. HOTTABYCH - DIRECTOR'S COMPANION » scenario Corporate NOTE. The name and surname of the general director, the name of the city are fictitious.
Guests are seated at tables. Music is playing.
When the music stops, the presenter comes out.
LEADING.
The people languish in anticipation
And there is no reason to delay any longer.
That's why it's his birthday,
To make the glasses ring.
Rolls already cut
Crystal sparkles in the light.
Although we, of course, are aesthetes,
But let's break the beauty.
Having poured, we will certainly have a bite,
And pour again - this is the law.
And since our boss is excellent,
Cancel boredom and template.
Discarding everyday life, problems,
Forget income, plan...
We all want for you today
Perform even if not a cancan,
But whatever suits your taste
Our inimitable boss.
Kohl that is not so - do not blame me,
But it's time to start now.
Push the roses aside
Forgetting that at the helm ...
Let our "happy birthday"
For you to play roles.
STEP 1
A boy comes out (the role of the young director is played by a girl: frail or, on the contrary, full - for fun). The boy aimlessly, thoughtfully walks around the stage (this may not be a stage, but a space free from tables), kicks a soccer ball lying under his feet with the words: "I love sports!" Attached to the side is a "pointer" to the settlement in which events unfold or the general director was born - "Pytkovka". The boy's attention is attracted either by a vessel or a vase.
He picks it up and turns it around with interest.
The leader offstage reads poetry. When it comes to the vessel in the verses, the boy, according to the text, first wipes the vessel with a handkerchief, then "rubs his hand on the edge of the vessel."
LEADING.
No, agree, not by accident
We have a director general -
Mr. Petrov himself!
After all, there were many applicants
Treasured to this office,
But their efforts were in vain
And that's the joke of fate!
Your growth is rapid, career
Found our exemplary family man
Not immediately and not suddenly...
And it all started sometime
When our boss walked in the guys,
He was not noble, not rich,
How suddenly found a vessel!
Proud of my find
He was quickly picked up:
"Know, gold! Shines! .."
Rubbed his hand on the edge of the vessel,
Suddenly flies right out of there
An old man with a beard - what a miracle!
sneezed and says:
After the words "He sneezed and says ..." the light in the hall goes out for a moment and then turns on again. This is necessary so that Old Man Hottabych "appears" in front of the boy. For this role, you need an oriental robe, skullcap, beard.
The boy steps away frightened and watches the unusual old man from the side.
HOTTABYCH (sneezing). Phew! Finally, I got rid of this ill-fated vessel, be it amiss. I’ve already lost count of the centuries, how they imprisoned me there.
To whom do I owe my miraculous deliverance?
The old man looks around, notices Sasha Petrov. She falls on her knees before him.
HOTTABYCH. Oh, the most kind and wisest of the youths of this most blessed city with the euphonious name "Pytkovka". Do I owe my release to you?
PETROV. Y-yes.
HOTTABYCH. Oh my savior! Oh, the light of my eyes! Prophets, lad, how should I address you. For there is no more beautiful name on earth than yours.
PETROV. It's right. Just call me: Alexander Anatolyevich Petrov. And it is possible on "you". What's your name?
HOTTABYCH. Oh, dear Alexander Anatolyevich! My name is known to all in the east. I am Ghassan Abdurahman ibn Khottab. I am the most powerful genie in the universe.
There is no desire that I could not fulfill.
PETROV. This is good, but with such a patronymic, dear ibn Hottab, you can be quickly "replaced". Well, okay, Hottabych, so Hottabych (pah, pah, pah - don't say it by night).
So, dear son of Hottab, let's not waste time. I have a little wish list here, so let's go straight to it. (The boy takes out a long scroll from his bosom, unfolds it and begins to read):
PETROV. So, these are my top priorities. What do we have here?
"Get an elephant and a crocodile" - we skip it.
“Becoming an Olympic champion in side jumping” is also skipped.
"Kiss Verochka Pugovkina" - this has already been done.
"To marry a girl named ... (the real name of the director's wife is indicated)" - this will still have time.
"To give birth to a boy and name him ... (the real name of the director's son is indicated)" - this is what I will figure out how to do without magic.
Yeah, here it is: "I want to walk around in a tie, have a lot of people under my command, and so that they walk with me like a ruler." Can you, dear Hottabych, do this?
HOTTABYCH. For you, the wisest, anything. Fuck, tibidoh, tibidah! .... *********
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HOST:
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
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