Scenario theater impromptu for a drunken company. Dramatization of a fairy tale for a cheerful company. Role play dramatization. Fairy tale Turnip in a new way

28.08.2020

Not bad if the role of the mouse solving the whole problem went to the leader or hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters of the fairy tale Repka take part. The leader assigns roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the replicas of the heroes - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.

Be careful!
1st player will turnip. When the facilitator says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, here I am…”

2nd player will grandfather. When the facilitator says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or "I would have killed, e-mae"

3rd player will grandmother. When the facilitator says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years?

4th player will granddaughter. When the facilitator says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"

5th player will bug. When the host says the word "Bug", the player must say "woof-woof" or "Well, you fucking give, dog work"

6th player will cat. When the facilitator says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow meow" or "Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I don’t work without valerian!”

7th player will mouse. When the facilitator says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee" or "All about kay, gore you a mosquito!"

The game begins, the host tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

Leading: Dear viewers! Fairy tale on new way see, don't you want to?

Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions ... in one, well, very rural, area very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: and the grandfather planted a turnip.
(Repka emerges)
Turnip: Both on! Here I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big, big!
(Repka emerges from behind the curtain)
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(Looking out from behind the curtain) Would kill, e-mae!
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandma.
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
grandma(emerges over the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for a turnip ...
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: They pull, they pull, they can't pull. Calling Grandma...

grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't make up your lips? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took care of Grandma...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandpa...
Dedka: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for a turnip ...
Turnip: Both, here I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull - they can’t pull it out ... Granddaughter calls ...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Well, damn it, give, dog work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, you fucking give, dog work ...
Leading: I took it on my granddaughter ...
Granddaughter:: I'm not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip ...
Turnip: Both, here I am!
Leading: pull-pull - they can’t pull it out ... took the Bug ...
Bug: Well, you, damn it, give, dog work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can't work without valerian!
Leading: a cat came running and how it clings to the Bug ...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed ...
Bug:(screeching) Well, you fucking give, dog work!
Leading: adopted by granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather ...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip ...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they cannot pull. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with a wide step ...
Mouse: All right, gore you Mosquito?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I have an allergy to wool, without valerian - I don’t work!
Leading: How to scream with indignation ... Mouse ... Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?
Leading: grabbed a cat, a cat ...
Cat: Remove the dog, I'm allergic to his fur, I can't work without valerian!
Leading: the cat clung to the bug again ...
Bug: Well, you fucking give a dog job!
Leading: The bug grabbed her granddaughter ...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandmother ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke Grandfather ...
Grandfather: e-May, would have killed!
Leading: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and pulled out a root crop! Yes, you see, according to all the signs, this is not a simple mouse!
Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?
Turnip: Both-na, that's what I am ...
(The turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping her tears, The turnip hits the floor with a hat.)

You can, as a punishment for those who stray, come up with a fine, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).

Fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way

Second tale harder topics that in addition to words, each actor needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.

Roles and their description:
turnip- at each mention of her, raises her hands above her head with a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
grandma- he waves his fist to his grandfather and says: "I would have killed".
Granddaughter- rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
bug- wagging its tail "WOF WOF".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - "Pshsh-meow."
mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - "Pee-pee-shove."
The sun- stands on a chair and looks, as the story moves to the other side of the "stage".

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

If you want, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the picture to the desired size - depending on who needs the masks (for children or adults).

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New Year- one of the most amazing and long-awaited holidays! It is impatiently awaited not only by children, but also by adults who also want to believe in miracles!

Give your colleagues a real fun winter fairy tale, or rather, several new fairy tales that will not only give your work friends the opportunity to have fun, but also show all your talents and abilities! This funny script for cheerful company, with musical accompaniment, artistic transformations, with jokes, will turn it into a real unforgettable event.

Cool converted fairy tales for a corporate party for the New Year for adults, here you can download for free. Have a great participation! An unforgettable experience awaits you!

Tale for the New Year "Teremok in a new way"

Props and decorations:

The designation "teremka" must be made a square with a size of: 2x2m. Height 20 cm. The frame can be made of cardboard.
A large beach umbrella on a stand will represent the roof.
Additional props: a mop, a plate with a spoon, a centimeter (measuring).
Recording of light instrumental music (for the background), rhythmic dance music (Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us).
A bag with cards in which roles and moods, emotions are painted:

1 card:

Who? - Mouse.

Which? - Nervous, hysterical. Always loudly shouts his "wee-wee-wee!"!

What is he doing in Teremka? - washes floors

2 card:

Who? - Frog.

Which? - Harsh, stubborn, unhurried. His "Kva-kva!" speaks like an opera singer.

What is he doing in Teremka? - Feeding lunch.

3 card:

Who? - Bunny.

Which? - Cheerful, smart, mischievous. After each jump - wags its tail!

What is he doing in Teremka? - Measures clothing parameters with a centimeter.

4 card:

Who? - Fox.

Which? - Sexy, flirtatious. Sexually growls: "Urrr!"

What is he doing in Teremka? - Flirts, seduces.

5 card:

Who? - Gray wolf.

Which? - Self-confident, impudent, a kind of "decided", came to the "showdown". Coughing, as if cooing: Cough! Heh heh!

What is he doing in Teremka? - All the time he runs into everyone, threatens!

6 card:

Who? - Bear.

Which? - Smiling, kind, loves everyone very much! He says his “RRRRRR” as if he were saying “I’ll catch up! I'll catch up!"

What is he doing in Teremka? - Climbs hugging and kissing.

Characters:

Presenter (folder with script);

In order to somehow designate all the characters so that they are recognizable, only a few elements in clothing are enough.

Mouse (bezel with ears and tail, apron);
Frog (a green frill (collar) to put on clothes, you can also green gloves, a chef's apron and a cap);
Bunny (bezel with long ears, small tail);
Chanterelle (coquette, red collar and fox tail);
Gray wolf (dressed in a hooligan style, unbuttoned shirt, gold chain around the neck, purse (as in the 90s) on the side, cap, cigarette in the teeth);
Bear (a hat with round ears on his head, a vest, warm knitted socks, large galoshes).

Scene #1

Host: Dear friends! New Year is always a return to childhood. How long have you been reading the children's fairy tale "Teremok"?

Guests answer: For a long time!

Host: Do you remember? What happened there?

All in unison: Yes!

Host: I wouldn't be so sure if I were you! Do you want us to check? Or remember all together?

All in unison:

Host: I need six volunteers!

He chooses the most colorful ones from the audience: the tallest, the shortest, the thinnest, the fattest, etc.

Host: Who would you like to play in this fairy tale?

Participants guess.

Leading: Well, it would be ideal, but here, at the New Year's fabulous corporate party, miracles are everywhere and everywhere. Even the most ordinary fairy tale can turn into an interesting and unforgettable action! Pull, from the bag, who will be who!

Participants pull out, without looking, cards indicating who and what they should be in this fairy tale. It will be funny when big man get, for example, the role of the Mouse! Or the frailest - the role of a bandit Wolf or Bear!

They are taken away, assistants dress up in elements. They give the participant who will play the Mouse - a mop, the Frog - a plate and a spoon, the Bunny - a tailor's centimeter.

Disguised artists go to the Host, who tells the task.

Host: So, in our cool reworked fairy tale, only I speak! You are well-known and possible ways portray your hero. The bunny jumps to Teremok, the frog jumps, etc. You can and even should make the sounds of your hero, demonstrate his behavior and mannerisms.

All this is done taking into account the emotion and mood that is written in your card. And one more thing: when you get to Teremochek, if you suddenly hear such dance music (the chorus of the song “New Year” by the Disco Crash group), you must, again taking into account your given mood, perform the actions that were indicated in your cards!

The audience is welcome. And the main condition is that all actions are performed only in interaction with each other! Are you all going to live together?

The members agree. They leave.

Scene #2

Light instrumental music plays in the background. Once new hero appears in Teremka, dance music is briefly turned on, to which they will perform each of their actions.

Leading: So, dear friends, sit down comfortably! Now you will hear, and at the same time you will see completely a new fairy tale under the name "Teremok".

In one of the very nice country cooperatives, someone took and built a very neat little Teremok!

(The assistants take out a cardboard frame, indicating Teremok. In the middle, instead of a roof, they put a large beach umbrella on a stand.)

Leading: Past, in their own way important matters the Mouse-norushka ran (the “Mouse” runs out, hysterically yelling “PI-PI-PI!”).

The Mouse was surprised that such a treasure stands, and no one lives there! She ran around Teremok three times (the Mouse runs around), and, making sure that there were definitely no owners there, she settled into it! (The mouse steps over and immediately begins to wash the floors).

In the same way, the same way, the Frog-Quakushka also jumped! (The participant representing the Frog jumps, singing in the opera “Kva-kva!”.)

As Teremok saw, she could not restrain herself! She came closer and asked the Mouse if it was possible to live there with her?

- Come in! Both will be more fun! - she answered and let her friend into Teremok.

Dance music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, and the mouse washes the floor under her feet.

Leading: From afar, the smell of a delicious lunch was heard by the Jumping Bunny! (Jumping Bunny) And when he came to him, he saw Teremok and was stunned! Oh, how he wanted to live in it! Is it possible? - asked the Bunny.

- Can! - the Mouse and the Frog waved invitingly and launched a new tenant into Teremok.

Dance music turns on: the Mouse must wash the floors under the feet of its neighbors, the Frog must feed each one in turn, and the Bunny must take measurements from both the Frog and the Mouse.

Presenter: The main party girl Chanterelle also pulled herself up for fun! (A participant in this image comes out with a sexy gait, purring) Well, who doesn’t like this kind of entertainment? Of course, she asked to live in Teremochka! And the owners didn't mind!

Dance music turns on: the Mouse washes under the Frog, the Bunny, the Chanterelle, the Frog feeds everyone in turn from a spoon, the Bunny measures everyone, and the Chanterelle dances sexy in front of everyone.

Host: But, as in life, so in a fairy tale, nothing is so simple: having heard the noise and din, sniffing out the delicious smells that wafted from the windows of Teremochka, the Wolf came to the house. (Implacably, coughing, the Wolf comes out. Approaches Teremochka). Well, and how, again, it happens in life, he didn’t even ask, especially! He opened the door with his foot and entered!

Dance music turns on: everyone does his own thing, and the wolf “runs over” everyone in turn.

Leading: The frog, seeing such a thing, stopped right next to Gray and let's feed! And he - "run into"! It is not known how it would all end, but then the Bear walked past.

(Smiling and playfully growling, the participant who plays the Bear comes out).

Presenter: The Bear came up to Teremochka, looked at how the animals had fun there! How clean they wash, how they spoon-fed, how they measure joyfully, how sexy they dance! Mishka immediately fell in love with the Wolf with his visits! I entered Teremok and let's hug and kiss everyone!

To dance music, everyone goes about their business with everyone, and the Bear hugs and kisses everyone on the cheeks!

Host: You ask why he didn’t ask the tenants for permission to live? What for? After all, this is HIS Teremok! He built for himself! And when I saw such a cheerful company, I immediately decided to live here and leave them all!

Dance music plays. All characters interact with each other, constantly changing partners.

Corporate New Year's fairy tale "Kolobok in a new way"

Props and decorations:

To stage the fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" it is necessary to make a facade of a Russian hut with opening window shutters from plywood or thick cardboard.
The house needs to be beautifully painted in the old Russian style.
Forest elements: decorative bushes, stump, etc.
Recording “backing tracks” of music from different nations: for a scene in the house of a grandfather and grandmother - an old Russian melody, for a scene with a hare - a rap beat, for a scene with a wolf - Georgian melodies, for a scene with a fox - Chinese, for a scene with a bear - playing an accordion.

Characters:

Storyteller (dressed in a Russian sundress and kokoshnik);
Gingerbread Man - Italian (on the head is a hat with a pompon and a long bright scarf);
Hare - American (rapper cap);
Wolf - Caucasian (thick mustache, airfield cap);
Fox - Chinese (kimono, fan, appropriate make-up);
Bear - Russian (hat with earflaps, accordion).

Scene #1

In the middle of the scene is the frame of a hut on props. Behind is a chair. Old Russian music sounds. A storyteller appears in the window.

Storyteller:

In the same house, on the edge
There lived a grandfather with his old woman.
Grandma and grandpa in that hut
They suddenly baked a bun.

The most beautiful gingerbread man
Round, round, yes ruddy.
He jumped off the stove at once,
He fled into the forest in the night.

ran away from grandma
Run away from grandpa.
Both are crying, here's a hint
That is the beginning of our tale.

Sit down, guests, comfortably,
Listen to the story for more details.

Scene #2

Set the elements of the forest. The bun comes out, dances. The music is rap style.

Storyteller:

Our gingerbread man is not simple,
He is not Russian, not native.
Look, he is dressed like a gloss!
Because Italian.
Singing regardless
Something like “bravissimo!”

(A hare appears on the stage).

And towards him a hare,
He appears to be American.

The hare raps:
Hello, kolobok, where have you come?
Who did you look for and who did you find?
I know you ran away from your grandparents.
You came to me, I was waiting for you!

(Music turns off)

Storyteller:

The bun rolled
Along the path, through the woods!
And then according to our fairy tale
The gray wolf comes out
Caucasian nationality!

(Georgian tunes sound, Wolf comes out)

Such a serious man
With gray, coarse, prickly bristles.

Gray Ox:

Uh-uh, buddy, where are we heading?
I will not let go further until we support the feast together!
Not accepted in our area
Stay hungry!

Storyteller:

The table is laid, the guests are sitting,
To the left, to the right, toasts sound more beautiful!
"For the rabbit! For grandma! For grandfather!
And we won't let you go until noon.
Do not be offended, he says, you are on the mene!
Snack you will be on our table!

Our kolobok thought.
And slipped away under the guise!
(Music turns off)

Goes and gets a little sad,
Suddenly he hears an accordion!
(Accordion plays)
He sees that it is not far, nor close,
A clumsy bear comes out to him!
Playing music, playing
And the kolobok is already eating from afar with his eyes.

(Bear exits)

Storyteller:

He came closer and smiled.
He swallowed saliva and licked his lips.

Bear:

Well, everything, kolobok, rolled!
And it turned into my lunch.
Shut up, I won't listen!
How I want to eat!

Storyteller:

The gingerbread man was frightened!
Turned around, dodged and ran!
He rolled with all his might, if they were!
So the branches were beaten in the face, beaten!

(Music turns off)

And then he ran out of strength
And the scary moments are over.
The bun smiled, dusted himself off.
Through the ruddy side turned around.
Here he goes on slowly
And suddenly a beauty - a fox!

(Chinese melody sounds, Fox comes out under it)

Our kolobok was stunned by beauty!
Lost the gift of speech, sat down on the ground.
This could only happen to him.
Only he could fall in love with a fox!

A fox:

Come closer to me
Don't be afraid, I won't offend you!
I want to consider, my friend,
Your ruddy, bread barrel.
I want to know you!
Or rather, gobble it up!

Storyteller:

The fox jumped on the kolobok,
Clawed at the sides!
And let's torture him
And while singing.

A fox:

Silly, stupid bun
Your round head
Who needs you as a friend?
Everyone needs you like food!

(Music turns off)

Storyteller:

That would have been the end of the story.
But here's another tip for you:
He rolled through the forest for so long.
That his barrel is already hardened!

And when the fox attacked him,
She just broke her teeth!
For you, evil predator!
Appreciate those who have great love for you.

Everything is clear now without further ado,
In life, great and universal love wins evil!
Ending: to applause, all the heroes go to bow.

The gingerbread man returned home,
Kohl remained alive in our fairy tale!

Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary, it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Competitions are often held during the performance - they must be organically integrated into the plot. But a fairy tale played out impromptu at an anniversary is also appropriate.

The characters of "Flies-sokotukha" in a new way

Often guests present cool fairy tales for the anniversary. A reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different angle, arouse genuine interest and contagious laughter from the audience. And "Fly-Sokotuha" - this will be exactly the fairy tale for the anniversary, which will appeal to everyone without exception.

The following heroes participate in the alteration tale proposed here:

A fly-sokotuha, a lady pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
Grandmother Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone.
Dragonfly, a slender, elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, whom all men dream of, but are afraid to even talk to her.
Moth, a charming young man, tacitly recognized as the sex symbol of the local spill.
Flea No. 1, Fly's school friend.
Flea No. 2, colleague.
Flea No. 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
Mosquito-hero, outwardly unprepossessing man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
Spider, harmful and vicious bailiff.

To make the presented fairy tale for the anniversary of the woman more funny, the artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more it doesn’t fit, the better.” That is, women are suitable for male roles and vice versa. And if the main character, a lady pleasant in all respects, will be performed by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to laugh amicably.

stage costumes

When inventing funny fairy tales for a woman's anniversary, it should be borne in mind that this part of the preparation for the miniature drawing is extremely important. The success of the dramatization depends half on how creative the characters look. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale for the anniversary of a woman to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.

For example, Dragonfly. Everyone agrees that a thick middle-aged man with an emerging or rather prominent belly will play a charming slim girl? She must be in a dress with a deep neckline and huge dark glasses. It is best to entrust Grandmother Bee to a young man, wrapping him in a shawl, putting on him a long wide skirt and wearing thick-rimmed glasses on his nose.

With special care, you should approach the manufacture. It will require sleeves from old robes and several pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be stuffed with padding polyester, pieces of foam rubber or cotton, you can insert wire frames inside the sleeves.

"Fly-sokotuha" - the exit of the main character

The performance begins with the words of the presenter:

Cool fairy tales for the anniversary

The guests were preparing - look, do not be shy!

Now the artists will tell us

They will show about Mukha and a scene.

So this fly

(not old at all)

Somehow I was walking down the street.

And here on the road

Looking down at my feet

Beauty found the money.

Without thinking for a long time

Forgot about the debt -

Take what you find and give it back.

But I just decided

What would be weird

Invite guests over.

Since today it has become fashionable to play musical fairy tales-jokes for an anniversary, it is appropriate to beat the appearance of the Fly-sokotuha with Verka Serduchka's soundtrack about how she found the pie. The heroine should dance a little to this tune.

Flea exits

The fairy-tale scene on the anniversary of the woman continues to be shown, and one by one the characters of the performance being played out take the stage.

The flea came first -

She brought soap to the fly.

The fly is loud, smiling from ear to ear:

- Come on, godfather!

(whispers) God didn't give her a mind!

Who gives soap?

Fool learned!

Continues loudly:

- What a beauty you are!

I love your dress!!!

Flea number two has arrived

She brought a cake to the fly.

The fly - loudly, smiling all the same charmingly:

- Come on, sit down quickly

I have an anniversary!

In a sly whisper to the side:

- You brought the cake, why?

You know I don't eat it!

Everything is fading away…

Wow, belly like a ball!

Loud and sweet:

- Oh what boots

At the super fashionable Flea!

Then Flea Three came -

Didn't bring anything.

Fly-sokotuha (speaks loudly and smiles sweetly):

- Hello dear neighbor!

You are as pretty as candy!

(Angry whisper to the side):

- Here's to something to eat

For free…(Loud) Can you sit down

At the window. Not blowing?

(whispers) Still won't blow you away

Look, how much has increased

Kilograms of fat - power!

Moth's appearance on stage

Very often, jokes played out for an anniversary, where close people gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. And here the Moth appears on the stage, according to the presenter, "a charming young man, tacitly recognized as a sex symbol of the local spill." However, he is portrayed by a young girl - this also hides irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical fairy tales for an anniversary, it is appropriate to accompany the Moth's exit with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it is better to take the melody from the famous hit. Such, for example, can be the song "Oh my God, what a man!"

The moth carries a huge bouquet of flowers and sings:

- Oh, my God, what a fly!

Beauty-sokotuha!

How I want a daughter from you

And a barrel.

I also want a new "Mercik" -

You are a charm, you are a peach!

The moth falls on its knee in front of the birthday girl and holds out a bouquet to her. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tune with a song to the tune "The chrysanthemums in the garden have faded a long time ago":

- Ah, my knight, cowboy,

I give my heart...

You are my dream, my hero!

I'm burning with passion!!!

Dragonfly and Granny Bee Exit

And then there appears "a slender, elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even speak" (according to the presenter's text). In reality, the Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, if possible without signs of harmony at all. Her release is accompanied by a song-alteration to the melody "I'm ready to kiss the sand", in which the pronoun "your" is replaced by "mine". She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.

The Moth notices a new target for its charms, compares them both with a glance, grabs a bouquet from an enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is already repeated for her.

I'm not a junk man...

I want a car from you!

Cool I want a car,

Apartment and cottage!

The omniscient Granny Bee enters the stage with an untied sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Grandma-old woman" is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines each through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a picture of Mukha and dials a number.

Fight between Spider and Mosquito

The spider enters the stage, loudly singing a song to the tune "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."

The service of bailiffs is dangerous and difficult,

But it is immediately visible to everyone.

If someone somewhere with us sometimes

Something won't pay

We, taking him by the throat with one hand,

Already in the pocket we fumble with the second hand,

Let him yell: "Enough!"

The Spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it to the photograph, nods in satisfaction and heads towards the Fly. Grandma Bee is happy, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.

-Madam, we've heard a rumor...

You are at fault!

Here is the message: "Fly,

Nicknamed Tsokotuha,

Somehow I was walking down the street.

And here on the road

Looking down at my feet

The citizen found the money.

Without thinking for a long time

Forgot about the debt -

Take what you find and give it back.

But I just decided

What would be weird

Invite guests over."

Well, was it?

- Leave alone!

Stay away, God bless you!

- Yes, I'd love to.

Only after all, the treasure must be given to our treasury!

The spider grabs food from the table, puts it in his bag, which hangs on his side. There he puts the rings and bracelets taken from the hands of the Dragonfly, gifts from the guests, then pushes the Fleas off the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to Chukovsky's fairy tale.

"Sleeping Beauty" - characters

Most often, reworked fairy tales have tremendous success. For the anniversary of a young married man, in whose family the computer and the Internet are not the last place, Sleeping Beauty is perfect. The plot can be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, presented to a man for an anniversary, may well develop according to its own, unique scheme.

The presenter reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered from among the guests perform the actions that are offered to them in the course of the plot. To make this fairy tale scene funny, played out by the guests for the anniversary, it is recommended to distribute the roles in the following order: a beautiful wife (an aged man), a business travel spouse (a young girl), a neighbor (a young man), a computer (a woman aged).

Preparatory stage before improvisation

Reworked fairy tales for the anniversary are often played today. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, a fishing rod and for a “business trip”; a scarf for tears measuring 60 X 60 cm, on which it is written about its purpose; a box with slots for the eyes, depicting a monitor, a cord from the keyboard must fit to it; a three-liter jar with the inscription "For salt."

"Sleeping Beauty" - beginning

A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -

Good fellow lesson:

Leaving - leave,

But, my friend, don't forget

Call your wife

Emoticons went more often

virtual confessions,

Email messages

And free gifts

In "Odnoklassniki" - without a stamp

Can you send it today?

That is, to fulfill your duty.

Anniversary Tale - Act One

Husband and wife said goodbye

Geared up for a business trip

And one wife

Sat down to wait. And at Comp

I've looked through all my eyes -

He is silent! Well, what's the deal?!

And fell into a dead sleep...

Right there - behind the computer.

Summer has already been replaced by a blizzard -

Wife is fast asleep

Apparently she's a virus

Here it was infected.

From the Internet he moved in

In the body of a woman and dug

Right in the heart! There's a neighbor

I knocked on her door for salt,

I looked around and… stayed.

He despised the Internet

Because I did not know that soon

He will get a lot of grief

Through your ignorance.

The husband appeared ... "Yo-mine!" -

He cried out. Neighbor at once

Crashed from the right - right in the eye!

He choked on tea

Sneezed, swayed

And he fell into a chair,

A friendly meeting struck.

"Sleeping Beauty" - act two

The host continues reading the text, and the presented one is impromptu played by the guests.

The husband rushed to his wife,

Even kissed. attempts

Still didn't bring any benefits.

Sleeping wife. "Well, sleep," -

So he said. "Bad luck...

How to be here? And a husband to the country

For reflection drove off.

You did something stupid again!

"Sleeping Beauty" - act three

It should be clarified that impromptu fairy tales for an anniversary should be played with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human traits and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since a fairy tale is presented for the anniversary of a man, then some frivolity and eroticism will be quite appropriate in the acting.

And the wife sleeps happily.

The computer is next to her. Undoubtedly

He was in sleep mode

Husband forgot to turn off

This complex unit

He was not happy with himself!

The incident happened here -

The computer suddenly turned on

Looked around and … fell in love!

Only a fool would not fall in love

Our computer was not a simpleton ...

Our computer knew a lot of tales,

Knew how modest bunnies can be

To seduce with impudent flattery,

And what - and slander.

And without wasting a minute

Whispers to the lady: “My hare!

I'm crazy about you!"

Then the lady woke up

Sweetly sweet stretched

I looked around slowly

And she said: "Good,

Nothing to say, mistress!

Someone calls me a bunny

Well, what am I sitting

Do I look around?

My husband won't say that

I know his breed!

And the neighbor is useless -

He needs salt."

I suddenly looked at the monitor -

Guess what's going on here!

"Well, my computer, tell me

Put everything on the shelves!

Where is my husband, answer me, wandered,

Where did you hide from your wife?

The computer answered her:

"There he was, where he is not

Now, and now in the country!

“Yes, my friend, that’s bad luck.

He is far away, you are near -

Come on, I'll sit closer!"

"Sleeping Beauty" - fourth act, final

Playing impromptu jokes for an anniversary, the actors must have an excellent sense of humor, because you need to be able to cheer up the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, at this point, the host should make a short pause, allowing the artists to show a picture of the Computer and the Spouse flirting. The absurdity of the situation itself is quite ironic, and if the actors have a good sense of humor, this scene can turn out to be super funny.