A long time ago (or quite recently) rich and smart kings-kings-bankers lived in this world, beautiful princesses - bank accountants and analysts, strict astrologers - auditors and consultants, terrible (only at first glance) steppe nomads - inspectors from the Central Bank and cheerful troubadours - archers from the Department of Information Technology. // Markelov Konstantin Nikolaevich, Director of the OTR Client Relations Department, Expert ARB. "Banks and technologies" № 4, 2003
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it ...
(all name matches are random)
A long time ago (or quite recently) rich and smart kings-kings-bankers lived in this world, beautiful princesses - bank accountants and analysts, strict astrologers - auditors and consultants, terrible (only at first glance) steppe nomads - inspectors from the Central Bank and cheerful troubadours - archers from the Department of Information Technology.
From time to time, terrible inspectors made inspection trips to the banking state, and only princesses - mistresses and archers with troubadours accompanied them on a trip and fulfilled all their desires, which saved the wealth of the kingdom from fines, sanctions and plunder. Therefore, to scheduled inspections the banking people learned to adapt, and they no longer disturbed the king. But in order to protect the borders of the kingdom from accidental raids by nomads - inspectors, the king decided to invite world-famous foreign astrologers-auditors who could check the bins and arsenals once or twice a year, accurately describing what they saw and counted, and give the king a special receipt for that - audit report. Even written on the most expensive paper in the kingdom, this audit report was worth much more than the paper it was written on, sometimes more than gold. That is why overseas astrologers received untold wealth for their work.
Spoiled astrologers, accustomed in their homeland to see all the data for their audit directly on the computers of the kingdom, wanted to receive the same thing in our Russian Bank - the state. The chroniclers of that time, and the banking people themselves, often called the networks of such computers with the words Automated Banking System (ABS), and in the most ancient times - with the words Bank Dealing Day (ODB). But not every ABS could prepare the audit reports necessary for astrologers, and here, as always, beautiful princesses - analysts and cheerful troubadours - programmers, came to the aid of foreigners. But if the princesses sang sweet songs to the stargazers, then the troubadours created and set up a reporting subsystem next to their own, "state" ABS. This was written by the king himself in his early bank decree:
Visit us for the annual report
A new stargazer has arrived
foreign auditor,
To earn honor for us.
And the accountant is a princess
Troubadour waits and waits
To set up EM-ES-Fe-O,
Ali do the recalculation...
Sometimes a wise foreign astrologer asked to change the ABS in the Bank, so that it would be more convenient for him to work. And for the convenience of his future work, he promised to take a smaller bribe for his conclusions in the future. However, the troubadour with the princesses persuaded their king not to change the familiar, sweet heart of the ABS, but promised through the mouth of the troubadour to set up all reports using some spells (that is, scripts, selects and queries) of the Oracle and a special “Crystal Ball”, or “Crystal rap about mouth." And then a desperate troubadour - a programmer - took up work, and put two princesses next to him: an accountant and an analyst, who helped him in this.
Be that as it may, but with the help of the spells of the Oracle, "Crystal rap about mouth "and some kind of converters there, the troubadour with the princesses set up all the requested audit forms for the astrologer. And the overseas astrologer received his tight bag of gold coins, wrote a conclusion for the king in foreign and Russian languages, and departed with good home until next year. Yes, but neither the king, nor his princesses, nor even the troubadour guessed that next year the wise astrologer - the auditor would ask other forms and reports to submit under his bright eyes ...
And since the work of the troubadours and the astrologer's conclusion then more than once helped to recapture the kingdom from unscheduled raids of the steppe nomads, the troubadour was presented to the order with a ribbon and to the military rank of archers. True, then all the torments and hardships fell on him, which honest people have heard of from the famous fairy tale by Leonid Filatov “About Fedot the Archer ...”
... How long, how short, but only the king and his entourage began to notice that the budget in their kingdom is not always in full order: either one branch will use all the liquidity for risky loans, then another falls into such costs, which requires reinforcement of cash . Yes, and deposits in different specific principalities and provinces were not always consistent with the royal treasury.
And the sovereign saw that astrologer forms are not suitable for managing such big country, and realized that it was time to engage in another foreign science, called budgeting and planning financial flows, and even then control budgets. I tried to keep it on paper with clerks, but I soon saw that this was a long, dreary, clumsy business, and as long as one clerk brings all the numbers from one petition to another, all the standards have already changed, and liquidity has crept, and already the deadline collecting new petitions suitable.
Then the king remembered the magic information Technology who more than once saved the kingdom from inevitable decline and from everyday routine. Then he ordered to call the archer - the troubadour, and gave him such a task in his new decree:
Get a carpet in the morning -
Embroidered with gold pattern! ..
About return on capital
For that program to know
To make it visible
As on the map, the whole country,
To see all income,
All margin as a selection,
branch budgets,
Deposits full collection.
state business -
Break up, but be kind!
After receiving such a task, our archer set off to study new sciences, and if it were not for the help of both royal princesses (either an accountant, then an analyst), he would not have completed that royal task. I got hold of demo versions of all sorts of foreign software packages, and ours, Russian ones, were also suitable. They looked, thought the princesses, made their decision and came to the king with an estimate. The king waved, almost without looking, he only frowned and said: “Well, now look at me!” Since then, they have been keeping their budgets in some kind of program: either Kub-Kontur, or Hyperborea-Pilar. It’s just that internal payments have to be entered twice with pens, since the girls of the palace entered this regulation on the double entry of internal payments in the service instructions. But somehow they adapted, but now everything is fine with the budgets and with the planning of internal expenses.
Only for a short time did the kingdom live in the world ... Trouble came from where they did not expect ... Trouble began, both from the distant outskirts and from the capital nobles, who worked day and night for the royal treasury, and sent their clerks to the king every day. Moreover, the roundabout border boyars, bringing high income to the treasury, wanted to see their money coming from behind the cordon at the same hour as they would move through the cordon. In addition, the townspeople did not want to carry the subsistence dues personally to the government house: since one of the townspeople has money in the treasury, let the clerks write it off as payment of dues, taxes and taxes.
Both the chief roundabout boyar and the envoy of the townspeople told the sovereign about that turmoil. They also showed the king two outlandish things: one - through which, through computer electricity, you can send mail, conduct conversations, and look at the world's wealth; and the second - so that you can talk on the phone completely without wires. True, those boyar and the townsman's envoy did not know then that the sovereign had a second curiosity - mobile phone- it was already a long time ago, only the tsar used it only with neighboring kingdoms, or with astrologers, and even then rarely ... But so that it was possible to manage money in the treasury using this curiosity, the tsar did not know before, did not know ... There was nothing to do, a new bank decree prepared the king for the troubadour - archer:
Get ready, brother, go
Get software for the Bank -
So that the boyar from the Internet
I knew that there was no money.
To rent for an apartment
could deposit via mobile.
Come on, throw off the blues and laziness
And - on the road the same day!
But here it was not necessary for the archer to go to distant lands, because. Russian left-handers - craftsmen have long shod a flea and made such software for the best world browsers. It only remained to choose the best, and set up the converters. But after all, our archer - the troubadour is no stranger. And with this case, he also coped, even without the help of royal princesses.
True, these very “mobile payments” did not always immediately fall into the payment net - position. Yes, it was not the biggest trouble: in addition, dear and close to the heart of the princess - an accountant (but hopelessly aging !!!) ABS required everyday care, i.e. routine work on closing the trading day, automatic transfer of balances, revaluation of currency positions, and certainly did not want to work in a non-stop 24 x 7 mode.
Our Sagittarius, the troubadour, worked completely in the works of the righteous and in his overtime worries, he could not even leave for the annual all-cosmic (i.e., held in the Moscow Cosmos Hotel) Forum - together with both princesses he reduced the balance sheets of branches with the 101st form Yes, he formed the regulations for correcting the balances of the branch. And they worked day and night and prepared a petition to the tsar with a request and a draft decree on the transition to centralized processing of all sovereign banking information, and that the branches would become either branches or additional offices. But in such a way that the clerks remain masters, and that the entire royal treasury is visible to the sovereign, and not the next day, but for today.
And while they were preparing the royal decree, the sovereign himself visited this smart space Forum, heard enough of all the cunning and tricky: about centralization, and about some kind of data storage, and about the fact that he should have the most title royal strategy in the kingdom, and in full agreement with it - IT strategy. And I learned many more new words… But the sovereign did not immediately understand what kind of animals they were: the royal strategy and especially the IT strategy. I just realized that without wise advice him even with all his princesses and archers with this important matter can’t cope ... After the Forum, the sovereign drove into his chambers and composed another decree for the archer, which the court clerk wrote down and passed on to us:
Try to get me
That-FAQ-It can't be!
Write down your names
In order not to forget in a hurry:
So that the storage for data,
For CRM customers,
Management Accounting
Plus OLAP-ovsky calculation.
To see online immediately
where is the expense, and where is the income;
So that all centralization
Brought a solid income!
And you won't do it in the morning -
I'll grind you to powder.
Do not gundi and do not cross,
And go and provide.
Estimate:
Corporate party for employees of branch No. 4 of OJSC Bank Zenit,
dedicated to the anniversary of the opening
"MEETING WITH GUESTS"
Before the beginning corporate party violin sounds in the hall.Host - introduces guests, seating them at tables.
Violin melodies sound until the participants of the banquet have taken their places at the tables.
"PROLOGUE"
HOST.Let me welcome you in the hall
Employees of the bank "Zenith"!
You match the name -
Kuzbass is talking about you!
Zenith on the celestial sphere -
The highest point!
How do you feel in such an atmosphere?
Have you been heard by God?
God does not accept "matter",
It's more about the spiritual.
You have been creating "mystery" for a year
According to all Russian laws!
The "mystery" of the money supply
Your bank is doing great
That all the bankers of Kuzbass
We agree to take an example from you!
Clients - trade, miners
They trust you unquestioningly!
You are "money directors"
Your way of working is conditional.
Zenith is the goal guide,
Spheres of financial vector.
Word now to the manager!
IVAN NIKOLAEVICH PETERS!
There is a congratulation and a toast of the bank manager I.N. Peters.
LEADING.
Any power comes from the authorities!
You know yourself with what constancy
Kudrin himself in Moscow helps Kuzbass,
The banking sector of the working class!
Kudrin is cruel by nature!
With him, even in the Kremlin complex structure
Are considered! - He's famous!
The personal factor comes first!
Bank "Zenith" is independent - this is strong!
Time dictates - finances are important!
Words of congratulations from the Moscow authorities!
Bank "Zenith" receives guests of honor!
Representative of the Moscow bank "Zenit" (full name)
There is a congratulation and a toast of the Moscow guest.
HOST. In your honor - "Song of Moscow""FINANCIST'S Oath"
HOST:Russia is powerful only with Siberia!
Yes, Lomonosov foresaw better!
It's necessary! - from afar
He saw Zenith bank for centuries!
What kind of fantasy do you need to have -
The banking system is closed in the network!
All financiers are busy with work!
"Zenith" - 26 bank employees.
Principled, honest, noble!
In fact, they are folk heroes!
Genius - Frenchman Alexandre Dumas
He wrote volumes about such people!
Filippov, Tovtes, Novoseletskaya -
"Three Musketeers" - aptly noted!
Let's give the Siberian "charm" to the novel,
Among the Musketeers, excuse me, ladies!
And Oleg Gerasimov - D, Artagnan ?!
Now we will quickly fix the “flaw”!
We ask everyone named to come out here!
An oath on swords for you, gentlemen!
HOST.
- Deputy Governor of Zenit Bank OLGA VIKTOROVNA NOVOSELETSKAYA!
- Deputy Governor of Zenith Bank OLEG GENNADIEVICH GERASIMOV!
- Head of the credit department of the bank GALINA DMITRIEVNA TOVTES!
- Head of AHO Bank "Zenith" VITALY LEONIDOVICH FILIPPOV!
HOST.
We ask all real financiers to rise for a solemn oath!
All guests stand at the request of the Host.
HOST .
I, an employee of the banking system of Russia, in the face of my comrades solemnly swear ...
Warmly and cordially love your budget to the last digit.
— I swear!
Provide cost savings other than personal.
— I swear!
Live and work as bequeathed by the Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation.
— I swear!
Financier! In the struggle for the cause of the state budget - be ready!
- ALWAYS READY!
A toast follows from the Musketeers "One for all and all for one!"
BLITZ - TOURNAMENT "IN THE WORLD OF FINANCE"
HOST.Dear gentlemen, now I invite you to plunge into the magical world of finance. And since real connoisseurs of this art have gathered in our hall, we will now hold a blitz tournament.
To conduct this blitz, as a referee, I will ask the chief accountant of the bank, OLGA IVANOVNA URZHUMOVA, to come here.
Olga Ivanovna, I am handing you a test sheet of the “blitz tournament” to test your knowledge of the history of the development of the financial business in Russia.
HOST.
Each table in our hall will be asked a question to be answered by choosing the correct option. For the correct answer, the teams at the tables receive chips. In case of an incorrect answer, other representatives of our party, that is, other tables, can give an answer and receive an additional chip. So, let's begin.
1. What document proclaimed the creation of the Ministry of Finance of Russia?
(Correct answers are underlined.)
- Decree of the President of the Russian Federation,
- the budget code of the Russian Federation,
- decree of Peter the Great,
- Manifesto of Emperor Alexander I.(correct answer)
- 243 rubles 90 kopecks,
- 50 thousand gold(correct answer)
- 25 thousand silver
- 500 thousand rubles.
- After the October Revolution,
- after the Tatar-Mongolian them,
- after rain on thursday,
- after the abolition of serfdom.(correct answer)
- Kudrin Alexei Leonidovich,
- Peter I
- Vasiliev Alexey Ivanovich,(correct answer)
- Pashchenko Stanislav Sergeevich.
- ruble,(correct answer)
- dollar,
- yuan,
- pounds sterling.
- was released internal government loan ,(correct answer)
- sequestered expenses,
- new taxes introduced
- sold Alaska.
- Finance,
- Kunstkamera,(correct answer)
- Treasury Department,
- revision board.
- 25 ,(correct answer)
- "On the wealth of factories",
- "The rich also cry"
- "On the Wealth of Nations",(correct answer)
- "Capital".
- flourishing industry,(correct answer)
- crime is rampant
- sing romances,
- apple and pear trees bloom.
- government revenue management
- financing of government spending,
- maintenance of the imperial family,(correct answer)
- control over the direction of government spending.
- Excess of revenues over expenditures of the state budget,
- budget deficit,(correct answer)
- external debt,
- maintenance of the imperial family
It is felt that experts in their field have gathered here and any question for you is like nuts for a squirrel. Especially good fellows were... Olga Ivanovna, I ask you to note the coolest experts in the history of your bank.
(The referee names those who quickly and correctly answered all questions and rewards them with prizes.)
Let's support each other with the applause that everyone deserves.
HOST.
Olga Ivanovna, I will ask you to call here your deputy - IRINA GENNADIEVNA PATRUSHEVA.
Now the blitz tournament is for you personally, so that those present do not have a question: "Who are the judges?"
Let me give you two piggy banks and I will ask you for three minutes collect from the guests of the party "money to the account".
Make the audience fill your piggy banks in no time! Let them shake your pockets and help you get the job done!
A 3-minute musical tempo screensaver performed by a violinist sounds. The participants of the game block “collect money for accounts”.
HOST.
...3 minutes are up. Dear accountants, demonstrate the ringing of money! Your piggy banks sound like Mexican maracas! Fine!
We shout the well-deserved "Hurrah!"
To your excellent accountants!
Execute with skill and dexterity
Budget "Zenith" dexterous brains!
And now, two trays for the participants of the “blitz tournament”!
Three minutes "withdraw money from accounts"! And your comrades will calculate which of you coped with the task more successfully!
To calculate the “money in the accounts”, I will ask the employees of the ACS of Zenit Bank, YULIA ALEXANDROVNA LATYSHEVA and SERGEY ANATOLYEVICH VASILTCHENKO, to come here.
Accountants “shake out” money from piggy banks, and programmers calculate “revenue”.
HOST.
Where there is a computer, where there are programmers,
Everywhere you will come across a frantic idea!
They are not "teapots" - they clearly count!
Virtual worlds are open to everyone!
What a miracle, what happiness!
The computer will not let you get lost in bad weather!
ACS programmers are like "pages" at the "court"!
ACS is cool, even in our game!
Attention, the madam managed to raise more money - ( name and patronymic) The piggy bank is rightfully yours, and the consolation prize to the madam - ( name and patronymic)
ACS employees for their help - chocolates!
HOST.
Musical workout! Everyone dances!!!
Musical pause. At this time, the Leader distributes cards with the words of a financier, lawyer, doctor, prosecutor, etc.
"QUESTIONNAIRE OF THE MANAGER"
HOST.
The musical break is over. I ask everyone to the hall!
The moment has come to get acquainted with the profile of the head, as they say, “to people with an open visor”, in a chivalrous way. Ivan Nikolayevich, are you ready for such an experiment? Our party is a corporate one, everyone is here! So - and it's all about him!
IVAN NIKOLAEVICH PETERS
"JOYS OF LIFE"
(summarizing intermediate results on the path of life)
IVAN NIKOLAEVICH PETERS, - a man - a "mastodon", of conscious age, great growth, within the limits of fatness, being in the prime of unfading forces, over the past years from 1973 to 2003, we sum up his social significance.
1 JOB.
Leaving for work in the morning 7688 times came to work in the morning 6076 times.
Constantly counting money both in his pocket and in someone else's - 4868 ra h.
Late for lunch 4216 times, not late for lunch - 279 times.
I dined at the workplace and fell asleep there - 365 days (1 year).
Appeared in the cash register - 360 ra h.
Got paid - 279 times, of them 71 times- not to him.
Received a salary at his own disposal, in accordance with the law - 93 times.
Brought the salary home - almost all - 3 times.
On a bet, he keeps in mind the names and phone numbers of all the bank's customers, won the bet - 34 times!
The authorities know and remember in person, "playfully" make photo robots. At the request of law enforcement agencies - Five times.
Argued with superiors 945 times. Of them: he was scolded by his superiors - 914 times, and Ivan Nikolaevich scolded his superiors - 27 times (it's about 1 time per year) Moreover, once on a fishing trip, - Ivan Nikolaevich pulled out a large bream, which twitched and did not come into his hands, and asked a question to his superior: "Listen, how do I finish him off?". The chief, whose bite did not go, advised out of annoyance: "And you drown him!"
Carefully chose expressions in defining the content of the media - 218 times, did not choose expressions, having familiarized himself with the content of the "yellow press" - 348 times.
As a knowledgeable and “savvy” leader, and as an avid fisherman, he “mothered” those “journalists” who flaunt the expression - "on fish fur" without knowing the root of the matter.
Ivan Nikolaevich - the owner of a phenomenal memory, could give them a lecture that in Amur region for such an expression fishermen "beat in the face", because the material for shoes there is fish skin - "lenka", "kety", "muksuna". For work clothes — "soma", for the festive - carp. And as an inquisitive tourist, he got acquainted with North of Brazil with production - they produce one hundred and fifty thousand pairs of fish-skin shoes a year for which there are no complaints.
Lazy Russian people! "Living Silver" under your feet, file a patent and "row with a shovel"! More precisely, drop "Donku" or seine!
2. FAMILY LIFE.
Household chores:
Hammered a nail - 31 times.
Washed the dishes 315 times.
Built a cottage - 1 time.
Made repairs in the apartment - 15 times.
He scolded everyone who could not help him in this - 17459 times.
I puzzled my wife with one riddle for life: “I will not throw a stick, I will not kill a jackdaw, I will not pluck feathers, I will not eat meat.” — 1 time.
She still hasn't guessed what kind of "stick" her husband had in mind? Which one of her Galok friends is he going to kill? From what CSD is he going to pluck feathers if all the chickens in the store are "naked"? And for the threat "Eat not meat" began to feed him only porridge, without even bothering to find the answer to the riddle, which dealt with FISH.
At the turn of the century, under New Year made 3 wishes to Santa Claus: “The first wish is a bucket of worms, the second wish is for a good bite!”
Santa Claus rolled his eyes: “Why do you need this?!”. Ivan Nikolaevich replied: “But when I catch a hundred goldfish, then I’ll show off over such an“ old fool ”as you!”
3. QUIET FAMILY JOYS.
Watching TV with a cup of tea 2531 times.
Invasion of guests 3658 times.
He cursed his beloved dog with stupidity - 100 times, barin - 140 times.
He instructed the children 1460 times to which they did not respond. 500 times.
Went to the bath with friends - 1488 times, returned from there "drunk" - 788 times.
"Rematerialized" the surrounding places during fishing and hunting - 9676 times, comparing their achievements on a global scale and comparing them with losses. But the principle “Either eat the fish, or on ..... -“ stranded ”to sit down!” always true.
He built his relationship with the Almighty on the question: “Holy Mother of God, why aren’t fish being caught?” — 464 times. Received an answer from heaven: “Either the net is thin, or it is not here.” - 1 time.
sent in hearts "27 congresses of the CPSU" in a known direction "erotic" track - 27 times, after which the entire party of the CPSU "covered by that place", which was indicated by Ivan Nikolaevich.
Not embarrassed by "strong expressions", "wing" high level German life in Germany– 342 times, comparing this level with the Siberian one; then collapsed "Berlin Wall" and the Germans of the GDR are trying in vain to remember those "code words" who spoke "Herr Peters", as their standard of living immediately compared with the Siberian.
They laid down the scientific basis that "obscene" Russian language indicates the exact direction and has a material basis. The German Chancellor intends to invite Ivan Nikolaevich as an expert to a scientific and practical conference.
4. OTHER.
Voted in elections 15 times, chose his candidate - 1 time.
Changed place of work 4 times.
Improved qualifications - 6 times, and improved qualifications - 1 time.
Watched series on TV 784 episodes, from which he derived two concepts - "fazenda" and "slave Izaura" in relation to his wife.
Worked until the "seventh sweat", and rested until the "eighth" - 9855 days (27 years)
Regularly adhered to an irregular lifestyle. - 9490 days (26 years)
He ate food that was absolutely contraindicated for him - 8743 times. (but he is an omnivore, he eats everything)
Went on vacation - 21 times, returned from there alone - 21 times.
Now he is going on vacation in the USA, where a well-known beer company has released 40 reservoirs of the country 40 tagged fish in order to promotion. For the capture of fish promised to pay 1000 "bucks", and for one marked in a special way - a million. But we want to note that Ivan Nikolayevich is driven not by a sense of profit, but by a purely sporting interest.
Raised self-acquired children - 9125 days.
Sometimes he denied himself alcohol, which is very harmful for his body! But he mostly adhered to the main rule: "Drink yourself - help a friend!"
Taking hospitality as a basis - 1 time and forever under the motto: “We’ll drink the accordion, but we won’t disgrace the fleet!”
TOTAL: for the reporting period of joys - 50% , trouble - 50%.
We see from the report that life did not break this strong Man and was not in vain for him! “For a fisherman, even rain, even cold, he will do it anyway!” with this slogan he has reached his threshold of maturity! And looks! And it feels great! He is!
And for a long time he will eat, eat, eat ... Many years, summers, summers for him! ... And winters!
A toast to the leader!
ROLE PLAY “WHAT IS A BUDGET?”
HOST.Yes, financiers know a lot, and who, if not financiers, has an idea about the budget? I think the time has come for us to find out what a budget is.
During the break, I gave you cards that indicate your role function in the new game "Budget".
Chief " financier»just on duty to be - OLGA VLADIMIROVNA PECHERSKAYA - exercising financial control in the bank.
By this " PROFESSOR»We will have — OKSANA GENNADIEVNA BARANOVA — head of the settlement and operations department.
role function DOCTOR” went to ELENA PETROVNA KHUKHLAYEVA, Leading Economist of the Settlement and Operations Department.
Role " ENGINEER» Received - EVGENIA BORISOVNA SHAKHUROV - Leading Economist of the Bank. We are asking you to join us.
Role " ACTRESSES» given to OLGA VITALYEVNA VASYUTINA, Chief Economist of the Lending Department.
Role " PROSECUTOR» by right yours - VASILY ANDREEVICH GARCHENKO - head of the economic security department of the bank.
Role " LAWYER»respectively - to the lawyer of the economic security department - YEVGENY VLADIMIROVICH BEREZOVIKOV.
Role " DEPUTY» — TO KONSTANTIN GENNADYEVICH SAMOILOV, Leading Economist of the Lending Department.
And in the role HEADS OF ADMINISTRATION", why not? We ask you to stay for a few seconds - IVAN NIKOLAEVICH PETERS, no one else will pull such a role.
HOST.
In an unusual company, a dispute arose over the budget. Our audience was noisy. And then rises FINANCIER and says...
The one with the financier's card stands up and reads the words out loud. Further, representatives of other specialties also read their words.
Financier. The budget is a disease that only a real financier can get.
HOST. Suddenly, an indignant "DOCTOR" rises and says...
Doctor. What kind of disease is this, if so much effort is expended? This is work!
HOST. From another table rises "ENGINEER" and sternly pronounces...
Engineer. What kind of work is this if nothing is produced, but accumulated. It's a process!
"
HOST. And then the PROSECUTOR stands up and says...
Prosecutor. What kind of process is this, if some finance others, this is a bribe!
HOST. Hearing: this, jumps up from the table "ATTORNEY" and says ...
Advocate. What kind of bribe is this if both parties are satisfied? This is art!
HOST. And then a graceful, well-known "ACTRISE" rises and says ...
Actress. What is art if there are no spectators? It must be science!
HOST. Coughing and swaying, "PROFESSOR" gets up and says...
Professor. What kind of science is this, if any deputy can do what I cannot! It's a deal!
HOST. “DEPUTY” gets up sharply, waving his arms, shouting loudly ...
Deputy. What kind of deal is it if you ask for more and give less. This is robbery!
HOST. Quietly and confidently, the "ADMINISTRATION HEAD" rises and declares...
The head of administration. What kind of robbery is this? They would shout: "Sentry1", otherwise - "Come on, come on!"
HOST. And now to everyone who knows what "BUDGET" is, our applause!
HOST.
We are pleased to repeat to the people,
Making friends with banks is now in vogue!
What fantastic monitoring!
Let's make history together with Zenit!
The capital of the enterprise is people!
So it has always been, so it is and so it will be!
Your people strive to be the first!
They waste strength, they waste nerves!
Sometimes they risk their health
But do not change life for another!
The bankers of today are a phenomenon!
Congratulations to you today!
All with budgetary basis checking,
You "cut off", "measured" seven times,
We trust you in everything!
"Cut" toasts without measuring!!!
BLITZ - TOURNAMENT "TOASTS"
HOST.We are holding a blitz tournament of toasts! If someone “in his pocket” has no toast, we have given you “spare” ones! Did you find cheat sheets? Attention!
The referee of this blitz is OLGA NIKOLAEVNA BYDANTSEVA and TATYANA BORISOVNA GAVRISH - the currency department of the bank.
Your task is to listen to all the toasts that will sound from each table, and having determined the best one, invite the guests to drink for this toast.
Toasting, get up! Started!
There is a blitz - a tournament of toasts. (Appendix)
HOST.
Now, with a new approach to work,
You will not bypass the topic of finance.
Banks are powerful and strong!
All businesses are in love with you!
You calculate, you fix
You will help, substitute your shoulders.
Everyone has been associated with banks for many years!
Your work brings income!
We work together, we know for sure -
Kuzbass from joint love flourishes!
HOST.
Get some rest! Dance-music break!
"READING PUSHKIN"
HOST.I call the secretary of the receptionist VICTORIA VASILYEVNA KOPEIKINA to our impromptu stage. Ivan Nikolaevich, you are even recruiting employees with “money names”!
Victoria Vasilievna, have you read Pushkin for a long time? At least in the scope of the school curriculum?
You will now read the lines from Pushkin's famous poem "A green oak near the seashore", and I will comment on each line in the dry language of a financial and economic report! Here's a list so you don't get confused. Started!
There is an episode - the game "Reading Pushkin" (application)
HOST.
Victoria Vasilievna, great! This chocolate is rightfully yours!
It's time for artists to look for a replacement!
We invite cashiers to the stage!
You are carrying a heavy burden!
But the bank without you and without your works
With the "money supply" will get bogged down in business,
Lose control, collapse will come!
HOST.
We invite LYUDMILA PETROVNA KOREPANOVA and NATALIA ALEXANDROVNA KURTANOVA to join us!
For you, the game is "HAPPY WELL"!
A glass is placed in a three-liter jar. The jar is filled with water to the top. Cashiers throw coins into the jar, trying to get into the glass. It all depends on skill. The one who misses the shot gets a consolation prize. The one that won - all the money from the bank and an incentive prize.HOST.
Financiers love to sing
They love to sing and their finances.
You are ditties or rap
And they - their romances.
Leading. If you can't live without money
You can write a song about them.
And instantly at each table
Let's sing loudly about the money supply.
Just don't repeat yourself
Don't be afraid of foreign songs either.
Conductor I appoint ALEXEY IVANOVICH GORLOV
You are a very honest and sober driver,
At this holiday you are a sober spectator!
Peters life often depends on you,
You are clean and independent!
There are a lot of decent people
But you are familiar with any road!
Good luck to the banker and you!
Share the road with him in half!
Take driver Dima to help!
You often need help!
Let him conduct, wave his hands!
And you will evaluate the singers yourself!
HOST.
DIMA, Alexei Ivanovich invites you to the stage!
HOST.
Yes, friends, you sang beautifully,
We barely sat down.
Just wonderful! Just class!
We are going to sing everything to the Caucasus!!!
Toasts, congratulations, dance program continue
Appendix: "Reading Pushkin"
She is. Lukomorye has a green oak ...
He. Land plots and perennial plantings...
She is. Golden chain on an oak tree...
He. Long-term investment in perennial plantations...
She is. And day and night the cat is a scientist ...
He. Animals for fattening and keeping...
She is. Everything goes round and round...
He. Working capital movement...
She is. Goes to the right - the song starts ...
He. Double-entry bookkeeping...
She is. To the left - he tells a fairy tale ...
He. Submission of financial statements to the tax office...
She is. There are miracles...
He. Profit...
She is. There the goblin wanders..
He. Tax inspector...
She is. A mermaid sits on the branches...
He. Chief Accountant...
She is. There, on unknown paths...
He. Road maintenance tax...
She is. Traces of unseen beasts...
He. Police tax...
She is. The hut is there, on chicken legs ...
He. Buildings and constructions...
She is. Stands without windows, without doors...
He. Construction in progress...
She is. There, Tsar Koschey languishes over gold ...
He. Bank Chairman...
She is. There is a Russian spirit...
He. Losses...
She is. It smells like Russia...
He. Losses of the past period...
She is. And yet we wish you more miracles in your life ...
He. Arrived...
She is. Less Russian spirits...
He. Losses....
She is. And so that the goblin wanders away from your hut ...
He. You understand us...
Application: "TOASTS" (blitz tournament)
HOST:Dear guests, priceless Anniversary! Now I will use my right to host the evening and take the initiative into my own hands.
For all guests, we are holding a blitz tournament for the most specific and short toast, based on the truth "Brevity is the sister of talent." Sergey Alexandrovich, you will be our main referee!
Talented people, go for it!
(Proposed toasts)
1. “Wine is wisdom, beer is strength, and microbes are in water!” - Sergei Alexandrovich, do not drink water!
2. “Goodbye mind! Will see you tomorrow!" - Sergey Alexandrovich, let's drink to fun without control!
3. "There was a simple potato - it became golden, there were simple fungi - they became golden, there was a simple fish - it became golden ..." - Sergey Alexandrovich, save vodka!
4. "Everyone must believe in something - I, for example, believe that I will drink another glass." - Sergey Alexandrovich, support me!
5. “From dust the son of man was made, and to dust he will return.” Why, then, should we not drink in between? Regarding the Jubilee, for example... — Sergey Alexandrovich, it is necessary to drink to the joy of life!
6. "Dark beer is better than a bright future!" - Sergey Alexandrovich, let's drink here and now for momentary joy!
7. "In what other country is alcohol stored in armored safes, and the" nuclear button "in a plastic case?" - Dear Anniversary, let's drink to Russia!
8. "You need to drink to the extent of physical capabilities, not financial." - Sergey Alexandrovich, let's drink so that our financial capabilities coincide with our physical ones!
9. “A real man in his life must build a wife, grow a belly and plant a liver” - Sergey Alexandrovich, let's drink to real men!
10. "Let's hit alcoholism with drunkenness!" For in Russia a cup of patience is measured in glasses! - Sergey Alexandrovich, let's drink to the patience of the Russian people!
11. Sergei Alexandrovich! Support my toast: - "You need to live in such a way that you want more!" For a life!
12. Dear ladies! Believe that we sincerely admire you! But today you have surpassed yourself - you are more and more beautiful with every glass! - Let's drink for real male insight!
13. Dear hero of the day! "Drinking for someone else's health, losing your own - it's so selfless!" But let me offer you a toast: “To the health of all those present!”
14. "A pessimist asks the question, 'How many years do I have left to live?' - TO THE CUCKOO, and the optimist - TO THE DYATLE." Our Anniversary is 35 years old! “Sergey Alexandrovich, let on your further path in every forest you will meet only woodpeckers!!”
Appendix: "Drinking Company"
Test game for guests
Name what you drinkIf you suddenly invite guests, -
I'll tell you a secret
Who will you be in this
The guests name their favorite drink, quatrains are read to them, quatrains can be used as riddles, the answers are pronounced by all the guests in unison.
Always busy, love the risk
And in the company - an artist.
And besides - a favorite of the ladies,
It's a pity that you drink alone" agdam»!
You are a man anywhere
Always surrounded by friends.
And you like to have a good time:
Eat fish, drink beer»!
By your manners you are a gentleman,
You want change in your life.
Don't drink alone on an empty stomach
Five star cognac»!
You - as if not a sailor,
In life, a real good man,
There is a sense of proportion
If you savor a thimble " rum»!
You are brave and passionate
The way of thinking is non-standard,
But you lead a petty-bourgeois life
And drink one champagne»!
You are Russian from head to toe,
And for your friends - a godsend!
You eat, of course, everything in a row,
And you drink, of course, only " vodka»!
Witty, a sea of gloss,
They say that you are yours on the board
And good in every way
Though you love pure " moonshine»!
You are so original
You like to solve everything in detail!
You're all alone
Drink a little, but only " gin»!
You are funny, cute,
And always ready to flirt!
The body is very harmonious,
You just drink all the time alcohol»!
You'll probably become famous
Do you want like Alain Delon!
Be brave and broad-shouldered
But don't sing cologne»!
Business, sports, important,
Interesting and imposing...
It's a pity that you and your "pussies"
Drink a lot" whiskey»!
You are stately, handsome and modest,
Everyone understands without difficulty,
You are old fashioned
And your drink water»!
You are a romantic with an abyss of taste
Even though you are far from Jesus,
But his soul is high,
You love not wine, but " the juice»!
You are good, sweet, smart,
Evenings do not like noisy,
On a holiday you always drink one
Only red wine»!
Winners are honored and presented with medals
"The Biggest Gourmet", "Taster of the 21st Century", "Golden Measure".
MEMO FOR LEADING
HOST.The time has come to present to you, dear viewers, those creative personalities who, through incredible efforts, fulfilled their dream and presented a musical concert to your court.
The musical director is NELLY ROKUA.
Choreographer - Laureate international competitions— ANDREY ZELTYN.
Director - director - Member of the World Dance Council at UNESCO, Honored Artist of Russia - VICTOR SELIVERSTOV.
Composer - laureate of jazz festivals and leading role - MARINA TSAREGORODOTSEVA.
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SPONSORS OF THE CONCERT - MUSICAL
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ODU SIBERIA CEO VLADIMIR LAPIN
CJSC "PROVINTSIA" General Director ALEXANDER LOBANOV
FSPU SOVKHOZ SUKHOVSKY Director GENNADY LEVIN
ADMINISTRATION OF THE KEMEROVSK DISTRICT - the head of the administration ANATOLY KONSTANTINOVICH GLEBOV, and we give him the floor.
Soloist of the Musical Theater of Kuzbass - VYACHESLAV SHTYPS
Singer - NATALIA PURINA
Laureate of the All-Kuzbass festival "GENERATION 2003" - YULIA KONOVALOVA
Laureates of the All-Kuzbass festival "GENERATION 2000" - the group "56th size", popular TV presenters - VLADIMIR OSIPOV and NIKOLAY SIMONOVSKY
Laureate of international competitions, soloist of the Musical Theater of Kuzbass — KONSTANTIN GOLUBYATNIKOV
Winner of the regional competition "PEARL OF SIBERIA", winner of the GRAND PRIX of the All-Kuzbass festival "GENERATION 2003" - KONSTANTIN KRUGLOV.
Honored Artist of Russia, leading artist of the Kemerovo Regional Drama Theater - VICTOR MIROSHNICHENKO
Dance Theater of the State Philharmonic of Kuzbass "SIBERIAN KALEIDOSCOPE" - artistic director, director - director of the concert - musical VICTOR SELIVERSTOV, choreographer ANDREY ZELTYN
Assistant director of the concert - musical - VICTOR MAKAROV.
Sound engineers of the concert - musical - IGOR CHETVERTNIKH and VALERY ZHIZHIN
Lighting designer — SERGEY BELIK
Arranger, studio recording of musical works - ARTEM TURKICHEV.
Head of production - OLGA LODYAGINA
There are many different holidays in the world. There are local and international holidays, traditional and unusual: Hug Day, Blonde Day, Egg Day, Dormouse Day, Chocolate Day, Spontaneous Kindness Day, Cucumber Day and even Toilet Day. So, the most diverse holidays exist, but there is no Money Day! It's time to restore justice. Proposed scenario "Day of money" can be used for a home party or a corporate holiday (for example, the Day of the accountant or the Day of the financier). Such a ringing and rustling holiday can be arranged on a birthday, and on any calendar holiday, by adding the appropriate toasts and slightly changing the eyeliners. After all, this day is not tied to a date, and therefore you can spend it on any day, and as many times as you like. This one can also be used to conduct fun seminars on the topic ... "Happiness is not in money, but in their quantity!" It has been noticed that the There are always more of these parties in your pocket, and wallets become heavier.
Training: To begin with, we will lay a festive table, the menu of which will please the heroes of the occasion. (Let me remind you that the culprits of our celebration are MONEY). Prepare a beautiful menu where you remind guests of the importance of this or that dish on the festive table. Additional materials, musical inserts are attached. Hints for organizers are in italics.
Required props:
- Lots of small money (coins) - some of them will serve as promotional tokens, the other will be the starting capital for teams;
- Socks (2 or 3 according to the number of teams), which will contain the "starting capital" of the teams;
- Printed "Money menu". You can also read the menu, you will find the text in the first words of the Host.
- Souvenir money or Wrappers, acting as banknotes;
- Tablets with signs or names of currencies for the Crazy Grandmas contest;
- An unchangeable ruble - a denomination of One ruble, which was in circulation in the USSR (in the absence of it, you can draw or print a copy of it from the Internet);
- Costumes "Money bag", for the final "Distribution of elephants and gifts"
Money menu:
Pancakes with cabbage- so that the cabbage is thick
Mushrooms- to row everything to yourself
Fried fish with a golden crust- to fulfill material desires
Pork in any form- a symbol of prosperity and wealth
Greens varied- to green dollars
Grape- a symbol of abundance
Kiwi- green fruits that are for money, and they are also shaggy, therefore, for big money
Tea- for aspirations
Lemons- to millions
Halva- for freebies
Chocolate- so that everything is in chocolate
Well, and, of course, semolina to MANI to lure
You can drink it all LEMON-at-home- so that millions fly into the house.
Don't forget about money scents: orange, bergamot, cinnamon, patchouli, rosemary and others.
(Those who are familiar with the OXYUMORON technique will surely supplement the menu with “own” dishes. If you use this scenario to conduct a fun seminar, then “seat” purses (open) in the center of the festive table, let them inhale the aromas and eat - eat-saturate)
Non-serious scenario of the holiday "Money Day".
Leading: Money, Money, Money - multi-colored pieces of paper and voiced coins that have fantastic energy and powerful potential. And also - rejected, slandered, cursed ... Remember, "money is evil", "you can't earn big money with honest work", "money spoils a person" and the like. But why, then, do we secretly lust for these very banknotes? Yes, and in quantities that are inconvenient to say in a decent society? Education, my friends, education! I propose to restore justice and celebrate Money Day. I note that the menu of today's holiday corresponds to the stated theme. On our tables there is everything that is useful for increasing the money supply in our wallets.
The first competition "Currencies of different countries".
Leading: To begin with, let's arrange a warm-up according to the "Auction" principle: whoever says the last word on a given topic wins. And the topic of our Auction will be "Currencies of different countries".
(Hint for the leader: ruble, dollar, pound, euro, afghani, dinar, peso, franc, lev, dong, lari, real, tenge, krone, yuan, won, yen)
Sounds like a song about money from the movie "Wooing a Hussar" Oh, money, money, rubles
Leading: Have you ever noticed that some people who are rather uncertain about their expenses become more agile and confident when they have to count income and free cash, or their own "ringing opportunities", as Nikolai Gumilyov poetically called money? Perhaps our first ones who dropped out of the race in the previous competition were among them?
The second competition "Money loves the account".
(competition see in the script on this one)
Competition "Money account love - 2".
Leading: Two people are invited to the podium (one from each team), who, in the last competition, were somewhat ... "lingered". So to speak. Now you will have a unique opportunity to show your abilities in full brilliance and earn start-up capital for your team. A long time ago, money was kept in chests, cellars, hiding places, now, as a rule, banks are trusted with savings, however, some people hide money in the old fashioned way under a pillow or in socks. These socks, filled with specie, will become the starting capital of your team, but for this, you have to count how many coins we have hidden in this rare cache.
Conditions of the competition: There should be a different number of coins in the socks - the difference is 3-4 coins, the Host must know exactly how many in which sock. The first one to count wins. After the end of the competition starting capital are equalized, and the winner receives an additional bonus. Let's say 5 coins.
Contestants consider "seed capital".
The fourth contest "Keep money in the savings bank!"
Leading: Probably, many people remember such a Soviet slogan: "Keep money in a savings bank." And we, like modern people, keep our savings, of course, not in socks, but in banks. But not everyone knows how to make deposits "correctly", how to protect their savings.
A competition is being held"Keep your money in a savings bank"
Leading: I'll ask you to go "on stage" 1-2 (depending on the number of participants) men - these will be our BANKS. We will give each Bank one client who, in a certain amount of time, (e.g. 1 minute), will have to make as many deposits as possible in their banks. Contributions are candy wrappers (clients must have equal amounts of "cash"), bank cells - pockets, sleeves, socks, finally! Begin. Time has gone!
Sounds like timer
After counting the funds remaining on hand, the first winner is revealed.
Leading: And now I ask clients to change BANKS and try to withdraw the deposits of their rivals. For everything about all the same 60 seconds. Time, gentlemen!
The winner is the participant who managed to withdraw the most deposits of the opponent.
Movable competition "Crazy grandmas".
Leading: And now we will briefly return to childhood. Remember how fun it was to shout: "Ali Baba!", "What is the servant about?..." And then run, breaking through the chain of the rival team with your chest? Having kept the rules of that children's game, we will catch grandmas, more precisely "grandmothers", more precisely money. Approximately like this:
Money-mani!
- Yes Yes Yes!
- Dollar-Petya us here!
(Organizers: you can prepare plates with the sign or name of any currency and hang on each participant)
The competition "Mad Grandmas" is held. The team that catches the most "money" wins.
Team relay race "Store eggs in different baskets, or explore new markets"
Leading: They say that eggs should be kept in separate baskets. I don’t know who came up with this thesis, but there was no such proverb in Russian folklore. Nevertheless, the phrase turned out to be tenacious, and therefore, we will now deal with just such a packaging of eggs.
(The presenter picks up the egg, "accidentally drops it, thereby showing that the egg is raw. Arrange in advance with the assistant to quickly remove the results of the "demonstration").
Leading: As you can see, the eggs are fresh and fragile, and therefore, try to save your product.
Relay conditions are as follows: Participants line up at the start line. Spoons in hands, eggs in spoons. Ahead - chairs on which there are baskets (buckets, pots, basins, in short - containers). One team member stamps the eggs. (This can be a children's toy stamp (seal), or just a felt-tip pen on which the team's sign is placed. Let's say, for one it will be "P" - from the ruble, and for the other "E" - from the euro. Or more simply: felt-tip pens of different colors ). On command, the participants move to their basket, leave the egg in it, return, pass the relay spoon to another participant, who carries the egg to another "basket". Please note that teams can use absolutely all "baskets" (markets).
The relay race "We store eggs in different baskets" is held. The team that "mastered" the greater number of "markets" wins.
(Option 2
competition "We store eggs in different baskets, or develop new markets."
In a close friendly company, you can make the competition more extreme. In this case, men will act as "baskets", or rather their pockets and hands, where the "raw" eggs will be sent, but it will be more convenient to carry them in their hands).
Seventh contest "Money, how I love you, my money!"
Leading: It's time to rest. We are having another auction. We call proverbs, sayings, popular expressions about money and money. We remember, replenish the treasury. Each proverb is a coin. The team that cuts down the last one wins.
(Leader tips: There is never much money; Money doesn't smell; Money account love; A penny saves a ruble; Money can not buy happiness; Think do not think, but a hundred rubles is not money; There was not a penny, but suddenly Altyn; You won't earn all the money; Money like dirt; Money - chickens do not peck; Your money will become ours; Money for a barrel!; Money to money; We cried our money; Finances sing romances; A bargain is a bargain; Eh, ma, if only the darkness of money!; A penny saves a ruble; etc.)
Eighth competition"Happiness is not in money, but in their quantity, or Excitement is a serious matter."
Leading And now the teams will have the opportunity to significantly increase their team capital. To do this, you, friends, will need both ingenuity, and the ability to think logically, and simply Her Majesty - Luck. Once upon a time, a very long time ago, our great-great-grandmothers played the simple game "danetki". Most likely, then it was called differently. Today, having received a new modern name, the game is becoming popular again. This is where we're going to play. The conditions are simple: I ask a question, while the teams ask me additional questions that can help in solving the problem. I will answer only "Yes" or "No", but you, by logical reasoning, must find the correct answer. So let's start. The first guessed "danetka" will bring the team 10 (20) full coins.
The first "baby"
They did their job well, and because of them, Sveta began to speak better. What's happening?
Answer: Sveta teaches the tongue twister "Four black, grimy little imps drew a drawing in black ink extremely cleanly"
The first round of the game is underway.
Leading: Is the task clear? And now the conditions are a little different. More precisely, only one team will answer the question. For example, the "N" command. With the correct answer, she will receive her 20 gold pieces, but!!! The "M" team, if desired, can repurchase the right to answer. To do this, she must stake a larger amount - 25 - 30 coins. In the case of a correct answer, the team receives the amount that it staked. Both teams can participate in the auction.
Items for sale:
1. To test her theory, Lisa did harm. environment. What's happening?
Answer: Lisa guessed on a camomile - "loves, does not love."
2. Baba Klava was walking from the bazaar, climbed a tree along the way, got down from it and went on. What happened?
Answer: She crossed the stream on a fallen tree.
3. In the store, Irina was attacked by an animal that wanted to get to her neck, but she managed to emerge victorious. What happened?
Answer: Oksana was "strangled by a toad", but the girl overcame her greed.
The ninth contest "Money does not lie underfoot".
Leading: All good things come to an end: youth, vacation, and money. And ours is slowly coming to an end. I ask the team to the stage. What do you think, my rich friends, is the proverb "Money does not roll under your feet" true?
Answers follow.
Leading: Well, I suggest you check it out. Now your attention will be presented to a unique attraction: "Money Rain". This is a very useful action. It is not for nothing that the newlyweds are showered not only with rose petals, but also with wheat and small coins. We are far from being married here, but it is always useful and pleasant to experience the grace of the ringing and rustling rain. But, after the financial cloud flies away, you have to collect what attacks from it.
There is a "money rain" from souvenir bumfeti. You can add to the "precipitation" and a few hailstones (coins). Teams raise money. The team with the most banknotes and coins wins.
Alik Farber's song "Money, how I love you, my money" sounds.
The final. "Distribution of elephants and gifts."
Leading: While the life-affirming song sounds, the teams count their capital and calculate how much they earned for tonight, not forgetting to take into account that the initial amount was NN.
The song of the ABBA Ensemble "Mani-mani-mani" sounds
Leading: So, the money is counted, the results are impressive. During our short evening, the N team earned nn banknotes in hard (wooden currency) and took an honorable second place. She is given an unchangeable ruble.
Applause sounds, a gift is presented.
Leading: With a slight advantage in mm characters, the M team became absolute winner. In this connection, she is given a check in the amount of capital earned today, and all team members receive the honorary title of "Money Bag".
(For organizers: Costumes can be prepared for the winners: bags with cut holes for the head and hands, with appropriate inscriptions and decorations. One of them can be tried on and demonstrated.)
Applause sounds, gifts are presented.
Advice from the author: In a small company, or at a fun seminar, you can arrange a tea party with meaning and benefit. To do this, place a small sheet of paper under each cup. Stir the tea with a simple pencil. (You can determine the number of stirs in advance. The Merry Wizards, for example, consider the number 27 to be magical. But you can also use your own lucky number). After that, everyone writes on a piece of paper: TEA, MONEY WILL BE! The sheet must be put in the wallet. Let him work as a bait for money. And do not forget about the heroes of the occasion. You can "feed" your wallets with semolina. And scatter the lure at the door. Let the money know where to go)))
We wish all our users wealth and prosperity!
On September 8, 2019, our country celebrates the Day of the financier. This is a holiday of hundreds of thousands of professionals who work in commercial and state banks, tax services and budget organizations– accountants, economists, auditors and bank employees.
We offer you a variant of how you can hold a corporate event on the occasion of the celebration of this date.
Corporate script for the Day of the financier
Decorate the room by placing several posters here: “Do not enter: we are counting money”, “Danger zone: a lot of hundred-dollar bills”, “I will accept a gift of a couple of million dollars, it is possible in bitcoins”.
On one of the posters, you can depict a bill of 100 dollars, and instead of the President of the United States, place a photo of the head of your organization. Learn songs, prepare funny skits and contests for the Financier's Day to make the holiday interesting and fun.
The celebration of the Day of the financier can be started according to the scenario with the speech of the presenters:
- Dear friends! Today we would like to congratulate everyone who adopts budgets, distributes funds, sets exchange rates and manages money transactions. Your work is difficult but necessary. We wish your career to go uphill, and you have to count large sums of money not only at work, but also at home.
– in order to financial flow
You found the right way
Always on time
And it was time to rest
So that everything in the papers is clean,
On the stock exchanges so that peace and quiet ...
Have a good day, financiers,
And let you have something to count!
Then the floor will be given to the management of the enterprise, which will also congratulate those present on the occasion of the holiday and award the best employees.
The presenters announce this official part of the event:
- Fanfares sound solemnly,
Valuable gifts for their owners are waiting for:
Diplomas, diplomas for the very best,
To praise worthy work.
After that, the presenters will again appear on the stage:
- The following story happened to my friend. He met his former teacher who asked him:
"Do you like your job?"
"Highly!"
“Is the knowledge gained at the institute enough?”
“Knowledge is enough, but money is not enough.”
We hope you are all right with your money. And the professional skills that you possess will help you demonstrate excellent results not only in the workplace, but also in competitions dedicated to the celebration of the Day of the financier.
Contests for the Day of the financier
Several participants are selected from among the guests, who will need to answer the following questions:
– What document proclaimed the establishment of the Ministry of Finance of Russia?
a) By decree of the President of the Russian Federation - the correct answer,
b) the Budget Code of the Russian Federation,
c) Decree of Peter the Great,
d) Manifesto of Emperor Alexander I.
– The first financial work created by Adam Smith is called:
a) "On the wealth of factories",
b) "The rich also cry"
c) "Wealth of Nations" is the correct answer,
d) capital.
– Finish Ivan Gorelov’s phrase, which is still relevant today: “Finance flourishes only where…”:
a) industry is flourishing - the correct answer,
b) crime is on the rise
c) sing romances
d) apple and pear trees bloom.
Leading:
- It is felt that experts in their field have gathered here who can answer any question. Let's give them the applause they deserve.
Then, according to the scenario of the corporate holiday dedicated to the Day of the financier, verses will be heard:
- We know - you are with finances on "you",
And you know exactly the dollar and euro rates.
On the Day of the financier, we wish
You wealth, well, strong nerves,
Always enjoy working
And money to always love you,
So that crises and other troubles
They walked you for miles!
The presenters will continue holiday contests:
We want to tell you another funny story. Once a hare opened an exchange office in the forest - he changes the ruble for a ruble and 20 kopecks. Animals gathered, they think what is the catch and when the hare will go bankrupt. There was a huge queue lined up at the exchange. Bear asks:
"What are you, hare, doing here?"
"See, I'm changing money."
“Have you calculated the profitability?”
“Not yet. But look at the turnover!
– We hope that our guests, unlike unsuccessful entrepreneurs, are well versed in such matters. We invite you to take part in a quiz on the Day of the financier on the history of money.
Contestants will need to answer the following questions:
- In what century did they start minting coins in Russia? (In the X-XI centuries).
- What weight monetary unit was used in Ancient Russia to measure silver and gold? (Hryvnia).
- There is a proverb: "There was not a penny, but suddenly an altyn." What was equal to a penny and altyn? (Altyn - three kopecks, a penny - half a kopeck).
- The French call this word scales, and our accountants - the annual report. Name the word ... (balance).
- Where does the eternal battle between "bears" and "bulls" take place? (On the exchange).
- Usual container for shares? (Package).
- What was the name in Russia for merchants who were expelled from the guild for systematic deceptions and body kits for buyers? (Slackers).
- What signs of attention do bankers prefer? (Water).
- In which country did the first paper money appear? (In China).
- In what two cities of Russia are banknotes printed? (Moscow and Perm).
- What is a coin collector called? (Numismatist).
What is the name of the monetary unit of the countries: Albania (lek), Algeria (Algerian dinar), Bangladesh (taka), Bulgaria (lev), Brazil (real), Venezuela (bolívar), Vietnam (dong).
The host will continue:
- I'll tell you another story. Somehow two friends meet, one says:
“Imagine, she is only attracted to my money, car, restaurants and a villa in the Canary Islands!”
"Friend, what are you doing? You need to run away from this one!"
“I would be glad myself, but you can’t run away from the tax…”
Participants of the next competition at the corporate party for the Day of the financier will need to build a castle from copies of banknotes like a house of cards. As a prize, you can give the winner a "cash reward" in the form of a printed bill with the image of the head of the department.
In the next competition, the contestants will need to remember the cost of various goods (these can be small souvenirs, stationery, office equipment, etc.). They are shown and called the cost, then removed. Competitors must perform various addition and subtraction tasks, performing operations without the use of computers.
According to the scenario, the corporate holiday on the Day of the financier will be continued by the game "Guess the melody". Its participants will have to name the songs by listening to the first few notes.
For this competition, the songs “There is time, but there is no money” (Kino group), Capital (Lyapis Trubetskoy group), Money is paper (Auktyon group), Money "(Marshmallow), Money (Abba group), Money (Pink Floyd group), "Moneytalks" (AC / DC), "You Never Give Me Your Money" (The Beatles) and others.
After that, at the corporate party for the Day of the financier, song contest:
- If you can't live without money,
You can write a song about them.
And instantly at each table
Let's sing loudly about the money supply.
Just don't repeat yourself
Don't be afraid of foreign songs either.
You can hold a karaoke contest. To do this, team members will be given lyrics that they will perform. The audience will sing along to the participants.
Winners of competitions at a corporate event dedicated to the Day of the financier will receive prizes. It can be stationery, souvenirs, items household appliances etc. The original option will be mugs with your company logo and congratulations on this holiday.
And the celebration of the Day of the financier will end with the utterance of a comic oath: “I, the financier, solemnly swear in the face of my like-minded people - to make money out of thin air and let it go to the wind for the good of society! Love your job and do it even for free! Fulfill your duties as the Ministry of Finance bequeathed!”
ScenarioFinancial fairy tale
"REPKA"
Starring:
GRANDFATHER-huckster
BABKA-Deputy Farmer for any questions
VNUCHKA - financial genius, chief accountant
Bug - underground businessman
CAT - major
MOUSE-NORUSHKA - sponsor-buyer
Scene 1
On the stage, Grandfather and Grandmother are sitting in their hut, drinking tea and watching TV.
Grandfather: Grandma! We have a lot of land. I propose to open a state of emergency and call it "Grow a big turnip."
grandmother: And where are you going to take money, grandfather? Yes, and it is necessary to draw up a business plan, determine a strategy and establish international economic relations!
Grandfather: You are stupid, grandma! Don't jump over your head! Let's take a loan from the bank or ask our cool Bug.
Scene 2
Grandfather walks down the street and looks for a bank, but he sees only Casinos, Restaurants, Expensive shops. Finally he finds what he needs.
GZK: Grandfather went to the bank, pawned the hut and took the money. Bought seeds and a shovel. Came home and planted a turnip.
The turnip has been growing all summer and has grown big-big without pesticides and fertilizers!
Autumn has come - it's harvest time. Since grandfather had already spent his money on seeds, fertilizers, wages for workers and electricity, he realized that he would not pull a turnip on his own! He decided to ask his grandmother for help.
Scene 3
Grandfather turns to loved ones for help
Grandfather: Grandma-grandma! I need your financial help to buy a tractor to grow a turnip.
GZK: Grandma got a nick. Grandfather and Grandmother figured it out, calculated it, found out the prices of cleaning equipment for international markets- but still not enough money.
grandmother: Go grandfather to granddaughter. She is a smart person, she knows a lot. Ask her for help.
Granddaughter: Grandfather, I will give you everything that I have in all accounts. I will help all I can!
GZK: After the mergers of cash flows from Grandmother and Granddaughter, the funds were only enough for the wheel.
Scene 4
Grandfather wants to attract creditors from outside and sets off in search of
GZK: And so the grandfather decides to turn to the Bug.
Bug: Understand, Grandfather, my affairs are bad - the shares of my company fell on the stock exchange. You need a serious sponsor. I advise you to turn to the richest cheater in this village - to the Cat!
GZK: Calculated Grandfather Cat on the Internet and made an appointment.
He told her about his difficult fate, asked her to help him in this trouble. She agreed to help with her selfish goals - to take 50% of turnip sales.
Grandfather realized that he would not receive benefits, but he had no choice - he had to pay the loan and interest.
He says to the cat:
Grandfather: I agree, but I don't have a buyer.
Cat: I'm not interested, look for a buyer day and night. And only after that I agree to give you money.
Scene 5
Grandfather walks down the street and cries
GZK: The grandfather wanders home in confusion and thinks how to find a buyer. And then he remembers his ever-hungry childhood friend - a little mouse!
Whether he walked for a long time, whether it was short, he came to the forest, found a familiar mink and knocked.
Mouse: What did you say, Grandfather?
Grandfather: Mouse, have you bought yourself food for the winter? I can offer you a super-duper delicious turnip, the most elite variety, not rotten, the most mature + free shipping and storage in my hut.
GZK: The mouse presented. That again all winter she will have to eat black caviar and crabs, which she already simply hates, without thinking twice agreed to buy the whole batch.
Grandfather immediately enthusiastically ran to the Cat for money. I bought a tractor and pulled out a turnip. Then the time came for the distribution of debts: to the bank, Grandmother, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat and, most importantly, the transfer of goods to the Mouse.
After that, Grandfather counted the proceeds and realized that farming was not his calling.
Grandfather and Grandma began to live and cherish the hut. Soon they opened a new enterprise "Kurochka Ryaba", began to engage in poultry farming, but that's a completely different story!!!
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